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ALL WE HAVE TO SAY IS GOODBYE!

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To our extended family of friends:

We regret to inform you all that after more than eleven years and literally thousands of shows (and members), we will be ending this wonderful journey in June. Both our musical and personal lives are moving in different directions.

There are some of you who have been there for more of the ride than others, and you know who you are. But no matter your involvement, if you are reading this you have done your part. We sincerely thank all of you who have been a part of our family. We can only hope that you have been affected by us as much as we have been by you. Without all of you, we could have never done what we have done. We’ve done our best to bring Dave’s music and heart to the masses, continuing a legacy that, with your help will never die. Dave is in our hearts and will always be an inspiration in all that we do as individuals.

Since we are approaching the final stretch we urge all of you to come hang out and rock out with us one last time. The first of our final two shows will be June 8th at Mr. Smalls Theatre, in Pittsburgh, PA. The second and final show will be at the Embassy Theater, in beautiful downtown Cumberland, MD on June 9.

Your friends,
Nick, Derek, Court, Derek C. and Rob


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Member Since: 4/10/2005
Band Website: distortedpenguins.com
Band Members: Shank -- hot handed stroker
Coughlin -- toots his own horn
Court -- blows the bone
Nik -- low end fingering
Rob Myers -- whacks his wood

Influences:
magic dave mussen
1981-2000
Sounds Like: A Modern-Day Huey Lewis & the News
Record Label: Take A Stand Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

An open letter to the dick who smashed our windshield

Dear Ass-Brain,What the hell gives you the idea that you're cool for smashing our RV.  We have only ever tried to maintain a functional vehicle so that we can play music for people who want to he...
Posted by distorted penguins on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:20:00 PST

Distorted Penguins DVD Trailer!

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Posted by distorted penguins on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:32:00 PST

Farewell

We regret to inform you all that after more than eleven years and literally thousands of shows (and members), we will be ending this wonderful journey in June. Both our musical and personal lives are ...
Posted by distorted penguins on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:50:00 PST

Desperation for the video of Court falling!

Hey bitches.  This is Court.  Remember that time at the Embassy on March 23 that I actually fell through the stage!!  I'm frantically trying to find someone who was at the show taking v...
Posted by distorted penguins on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

A letter from Logan to Distorted Penguins fans.

To DP's extended family of friends and fans:    For the better part of the last three years, I've had the honor and privilege of serving the world of rock & roll from behind the drum ...
Posted by distorted penguins on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

Distorted Penguins - DP DIY. They do it Themselves

Distorted Penguins - DP DIY. They do it Themselvesby: Stephanie Thornton Issue date: 12/13/06Distorted Penguins aren't all from Cumberland, MD, but they've managed to generate a huge fan base locally....
Posted by distorted penguins on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

New Tunes!

    Yo babies!!It's Court here letting you know that we've just added 2 new mypsace pages devoted to giving you even more of our sweet melodies so you can suck on them until your tongue...
Posted by distorted penguins on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

Tattooed Penguins

What's happenin' Billyclubs?So on the weekend we played a pretty sweet show in Lyndora, Pennsylvania.  We hung out with some bitchin new friends as well as some bitchin old friends, and then it r...
Posted by distorted penguins on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:29:00 PST

THE LIVING END & BREAK AWAY

So today there is no DP show, sorry folks.  There is, however a good reason... we're going to Philly to see our best friends Break Away play with our absolute favorite band, the Living End! ...
Posted by distorted penguins on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:30:00 PST

Top Friends Winners

Hey Billyclubs!  The time has come to announce the first winners of the Distorted Penguins Top Friends Contest (enter cheesy game-show music NOW!)  There were quite a few killer entries, bu...
Posted by distorted penguins on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:02:00 PST