DJ Choronzon [WyrdGeist]

Hello, they call me Mr. Ibis. Here I''ll tell you a bit about myself. I enjoy fucking with your head. Yes, this means I can be obnoxious, flamboyant, loud, strange, odd, eccentric and any other classification of MAD you can come up with, but really, I do it for you soul!
I'm a slacker and an overachiever at times, depending on my mood. I'm a silly fishy. Piscean Romanticisms run through my veins like olypmic track stars, and there is no end to them, but right now I've got the spirit of Fire and Death in my head, and with that I'll Change the World.
I follow my own set of Laws, and my set of Laws works for me. I try my damn best to be a good person, but I recognise that perfection is a flawed theory, and that no-one will ever see you as you wish to see yourself. I could care less if you find me evil, or heartless, or psychotic. I'm really not all that bad. I'm a cuddle whore.
I love to write, and I love to express myself. Sometimes I have a manifestation problem, but those days are slowly being put behind me. I'd just love to go out and make Magick with you, whoever you might be. I'm not picky. Give me a chance, I might amuse you.
If Romance is an option I'm all for it. Dance with me, even though I'm a shitty dancer. Sing with me when there is no-one there to judge us, even though I can't sing. Go on an advneture with me, I'll shwo you things you can't see, and we'll have tea. It's all good. Give it a shot.
I can be broody and sarcastic and sometimes rather snippy, but it's usually because I'm hurt within. I'm not hurt all that much, but I tend to express the emotions on my sleeve. Don't take me for the first glance. There is always more to the puicture. I can't complain if you don't take the time, though. I'm just another i in a whole universe of i's, and it's all just one big floppy illusion anyway. What's the first letter in illusion, ignorant and illuminated? Hehe...
I am Myself who is You. My spiritual path is my Only path, and I can't give you a followed tradition. I am a varied practitioner. I'm not a fucking Wiccan. Or a Satanist, but anyone who knows me could tell you that. I am Something, perhaps a Chaos Magickian, but perhaps not. Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted. That's not even True. We try anyway, it's a good run.
So? SO!? Well, I'll tell you - I know a good number of folks, and they all amaze me. Every one of you bastards I'm glad I met. You grow me, I hope I grow you like InstaGrow, k?
I'm a Student of the Ultrakulture; a Knight of the Underground. I Club it, but that's not all. I Hunt it, and Do it and See it, 'cause that's the only way to be. I dress Goth, but it's not a permanent fixture. I have a large wardrobe. I am a Pink-hued Egyptian water bird mixed with Big Cat mixed with Silly Fishy. Huh? Err...yeah.
My dad's name is Djehuti, also known as Thoth. He went by Hermes sometimes too. He was a -really- famous Writer and Scientist, and he did a lot of other -neat- things, like...Magick. He invented it. I'm not sure who my Mom is, but another big father figure in my life is named Ra, sometimes called Ra-Herakhaty or Horus-Ra and any other number of titles. He's a bright guy...always something wise to say. He's saved my ass more than I can ever demonstrate. This is my kudos to him and them. Never could I ask for a better two mentors. Thank you!
I am a Magickian. An aspiring one. Sometimes I'm lazy about it, and sometimes I'm a bit too showy. Sometimes I amaze myself. It's all relative. Ask and I will tell, but only sometimes.
John Edwardian type Psychics and Sylvia Brown followers and other mundane-reflections of supernatural wisdom piss me off, but I'd like to meet one who doesn't. Cocky witches also piss me off when they're as close minded as the Christians they profess to hate so much, but I love Witches. I really do.
Shall I shut up? Possiblae. Never shut up. Next time I see you, you'll feel like you want to die inside. Don't worry, it's a good thing. It means I'm breaking you. It means something inside you fears change, and it must learn to cope and become stronger. Only one way to the Top, and it's a Full Ride; happy and painful. You gotta see both sides of the coin to earn it, feel me?
As it is, I Love You. I do, but I am human. I get pissy and bored and depressed and childish and annoying and perhaps even cold and very mean, but I still Love You. Jesus ain't got shit on me. Give me a minute, if I'm wrong I'll apologize. If you're wrong, get over your damn self. Hug me, kiss me, dance with me. It's all gravy.
I LOVE comments, critism, thoughts given, opinions, facts, messages, being told off, being turned on, invited to do things, asked for my number, given numbers, called randomly, having meaningless shit said to be, dragged into debates, dragged out for ice cream, asked for help, asking for help, and...well...I am an attention whore, but I end up finding joy in what YOU like to do too. Give or take, give and take.
That's it. I'm easy to get a hold of.
I Love You All
The Intolerable Mr. Ibis
The Magician
Love is the law, love under will.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your EQ is 153
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?---
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