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Trista Noelle

if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then find someone who's life has given them vodka and have

About Me

"Hmmm....How to describe myself? well, I'm different, thats for sure, just ask anyone that knows me. I'm spontaneous, opinionated, and open minded. I tell it like it is, life is too short to lie to people. I'm easily entertained and if I get bored then I make my own fun, usually at other peoples expense. I have a great family and wonderful friends that I would do anything for. Well, thats pretty much me in a nutshell! .."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LjEyM2ljb25zLmNvb Q==" target="_blank"

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Irish Fairy

My Interests

Horses, polar bears, rain, sunflowers, autumn, friends, family, Jeff Dunhum, Carlos Mencia, Blue Collar Comedy, Montana, Kentucky, Panda bears, hammerhead sharks, wild life, snakes, lizards, unicorns, cheetahs, giraffes, Final Fantasy games, Disney movies, ..aries, Legend, Labrynth, driving, my dog, dragons, faries, laughing, smiling, crying, cuddling, hot cocoa, tea, iced coffee, making fun of people, alcohol, parties, the Irish culture, tattoos, piercings, reading, the ocean, trail walking, camping, fishing, vitamin water, odwalla juice and crunchy granola

MySpace Layouts

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Stay in touch with my friends and meet some interesting people

Music:

my chemical romance, flogging molly, linkin park, snot, stone sour, hinder, all american rejects, fallout boy, tool, ok go, dropkick murphys, 3 days grace. You get the jist of it...

TOOL lyrics
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Movies:

Too many to list. I pretty much watch it all!!

Television:

Cartoons, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, Comedy Central, CSI, Prison Break, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Law & Order:SVU, and whatever else that looks good

Books:

I'm a huge daydreamer so I like to read alot of fantasy books, also, Greek, Roman and Egypt mythology

Heroes:

My brother Joey for dedicating his heart and soul to the US Army. I love you so fuckin much and I miss you!!! My dedication goes to the US Cavalry Scouts. Take care of my lil brother! If you ain't Cav, you ain't shit!

My Blog

A cucumber, pickle and penis

One day a cucumber, a pickle and a penis were having a conversation:The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks.Whenever I get fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me in ...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST

The Good Napkins!!! ( Girls must Read)

THE GOOD NAPKINS...ahhhhh...the joys of having  girls...>>>>My mother taught me to read when I was four  years old (her first>>mistake).>>One day, I was in the bathroom and noti...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:29:00 PST

When a soldier comes home

  ..     When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.... .. ...to listen to his son whine about being bored.    .. ....to keep a straight face when peo...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

I owe my mom for everything

I OWE  MY MOTHER  (for everything)> > 1.  My  mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. > ’If you’re going  to kill each other, do it outside.   I ...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:24:00 PST

God should of done it right the first time!!

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. ’So, how is everything going?’ inquired God.’It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied. ’The sunrises and ...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:17:00 PST

The Statue

THE STATUE   ..   This statue currently stands outside the Iraqi palace, Now home to the 4th Infantry division.   It will eventually be shipped home ...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:41:00 PST

support our troops

..>A mother asked President .....  'Why did my son have to die in Iraq?'   A mother asked President ..... 'Why did my son have to ...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:07:00 PST

Sex Facts

Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you h...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:59:00 PST

New Englanders!!

Forget Rednecks ...... New Englanders...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England .If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't ...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:34:00 PST

Prevent Animal Abuse

"Never doubt that a small, group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." -- Margaret Mead Unfortunately, there is no quick fix for animal a...
Posted by Trista Noelle on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:08:00 PST