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T-Kettle

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About Me

I am a heaven sent demon slayer put on this earth to eradicate false prophets and corrupt villains in high places. One day all my rivals will know me as the infinite thorn in their side.I am rock, hear me roar!!!

My Interests

Music, comic books, film, writing and journalism, art and photography, home recording, writing and recording music until the wee hours of the morning approaches, hip-hop and learning to make a career out of it, friends, road trippin, communications, radio, counter culture, apple technology, tattoos, aquiring new skills that i never realized i had a knack for, obtaining a useless amount of useless knowledge about anything and everything so i can outsmart the smartest dorks on the planet, rockin and rollin in whatever random band i may be involved in at the present time, learning the inner workings of the system and infiltrating it with knowledge i've gained through first hand experience and this- www.myspace.com/amphetamineeclipse.

I'd like to meet:

Other prophets of wisdom who exist solely to defeat the powers that be and help the poor, victimized and downtrodden man rise above on this contaminated earth prison.....And umm, comic, music and horror geeks.

Music:

Radiohead, Sonic Youth, Flaming Lips, Fugazi, Isis, Napalm Death, Slayer, Mastodon, Pig Destroyer, Baroness, Miles Davis, Tortoise, Stereolab, Battles, Neurosis, Cult of Luna, Hood, Earth, Sufjan Stevens, Hot Snakes, Drive Like Jehu, Unwound, Caribou, anything involving Mike Patton (Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom), Gorguts, Broken Social Scene, The Shining, Scott Walker, Trail of Dead, Jawbreaker, Les Savy Fav, Sleater Kinney, Brainiac, Prefuse 73, Wolf Parade, The Beatles, Wilco, Ink and Dagger, Slowdive, Dead Meadow, My Bloody Valentine, Cocteau Twins, Joy Division, Bauhaus, Nirvana, Swans, Converge, Pavement, Godflesh, Shellac, The Jesus Lizard, Led Zeppelin, Wu-Tang Clan, Ghostface Killa, Raekwon, The Gza, El-P, MF Doom, Madlib, Kanye West, Edan, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Outkast, The Roots, The Game, Diverse and much much more.

Movies:

I am a film geek and on average watch about 2 to 3 movies every other day. I love my movies independent and real just like my music, but i also can tolerate mainstream shit if i like what it conveys. I probably watch more foreign films than anyone else i've ever met. I find that some of the grittiest, most cutting edge shit comes from other regions of the world, especially Asian continents. I also love horror movies with a passion. You could say i'm a horror movie buff, much to the same degree as people who worship Star Wars and Star Trek. This list by no means does my tastes justice, but here's a quick rundown of a few of my favorite flicks....Big Lebowski, Bad Santa, Evil Dead 2, Apocalypse Now, Office Space, American Beauty, The U.S. Vs. John Lennon, Fight Club, Kill Bill Vol 1, Napolean Dynamite, Blue Velvet, Tarnation, Bottle Rocket, Repo Man, Dawn of the Dead (original), City of God, Battle Royale, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Oldboy, the incredible Russian Nightwatch Trilogy, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, most everything Takashi Miike lays his fingers on, Irreversible, Toxic Avenger and lots of shit you ain't ever heard of.

Television:

Mr. Show, Space Ghost, Simpsons, Curb your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, The Boondocks, Seinfeld, 30 Days, Lost, Metalocalypse and currently obsessing over Heroes.

Books:

Really the only print that enters my hands these days are comic books. Over the past year they have reemerged into my life and slowly consumed it day by day, transforming me into a shameless comic geek...Vertigo, Image, Top Cow, Marvel, DC, Wildstorm, Dark Horse, etc, etc. I am not above obsessively reading anything from these companies. Aside from that, I've also been known to consume good music biographies in a matter of hours, whatever new Chuck Palahniuk's got on the shelf, and anything else i may find of interest. Lately i've been reading about 2 books per week. No internet or cable television means endless hours to consume awesome literature.

Heroes:

The unfuckwithable Miles Davis.

John Lennon, music's first great radical.

Ian Mackaye, my generation's great music radical.

God's gift to comic books, Mr. Frank Miller.

Grant Morrison, another visionary comic writer from heaven.
Made chainsaws cool.

Used to be a badass.

Kurt Russell is the man.

Steaven Seagal's still got my back. Drink his soda.
And last but not least John Petrucci.

My Blog

And so it goes..

Life is full of endless dissapointments. You get old, you get jaded and you lose touch with the ones you love. What's happening to me? I'm not who i once was...       P.S... I'm also un...
Posted by T-Kettle on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:37:00 PST

Merry Christmass from Work Release!!

So yeah, i know i've been missing in acton for about 3 months now, but i can gladly say i will be returning to reality very soon my friends. So having gotten kicked off of house arrest back in oct. fo...
Posted by T-Kettle on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST

You will all know my name with time.

New issues bring new thoughts bring revitilized profiles with new agendas. Fuck the man! And Fuck half way houses that will soon house yours truly all because my father's father decided to pick up a d...
Posted by T-Kettle on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST

As if any of you care.

Man being fresh out of doing weekends in jail just makes you feel like a broken down, low rent piece of shit. Kind of like you've just been put through the ringer with some of society's finest and shi...
Posted by T-Kettle on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:26:00 PST

Atention assclowns! (Real peeps need not read)

If i leave your ass a comment or write you a letter in regards to something that's important to me or something that needs answering, you best be hitting me back up with something....Or else your ass ...
Posted by T-Kettle on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

You wanna laugh? Then check this shit..

Go to Brian Posehn's myspace page in the comedy section at all costs and be enlightened by a geektifyed metalhead who just so happened to put out an amazing cd on Relapse just recently and formed a gr...
Posted by T-Kettle on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:21:00 PST

New PhotoShop manipulation..

Yeah, so i don't know if i'm any good at this thing called PhotoShop, but i put this together today and am fairly proud of the results. This of course is a photo manipulation of the beautiful and ench...
Posted by T-Kettle on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:15:00 PST

Straight from the mouth of Gordon Groat.

This is an interesting story Mr. Andy Fark was kind enough to share with me about his amzing history with the man we all know and love as Gordon Grout, (or G-Unit, Groutster, Girdon, Gordon from Zodon...
Posted by T-Kettle on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:01:00 PST

Someday this woman will bear my children...


Posted by T-Kettle on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:43:00 PST

Seek this music out. You'll thank me later..

Get on this shit immediately if you like good original music that's not afraid to push the boundaries of musical conventions.El Perro Del Mar-s/t (incredibly talented female singer songwriter, who wri...
Posted by T-Kettle on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:41:00 PST