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Lake Puma

I am here for Networking

About Me

An ex once said to me "Man-Thing? more like a Thing pretending to be a Man!!" I kind of like it even though I'm pretty sure it's an insult,so... whatever. I killed Man-Thing. All things change except that I still I drink too much. I love comic books,action figures and I'd rather talk to a tree than most people. Still. I have some great friends AND they drink too much. If you ask me a question I'll be brutally honest. I often need my own puke bucket because I'm a North American Lake Puma and I WILL rake you!! I wish the government would give us all travel vouchers... "Go where you like for a month" .... every month. Oh, I'm kinda lazy. As long as I have coffee I'm OK.... whatever.

My Interests

Beer and fawns.

I'd like to meet:

Itto Ogami. Clint Eastwood. Kurt Russel. Garth Ennis. Scooby Doo. and Jaun Valdez. I wonder if he brings me my coffee? Someone does! Frank Miller. I hear he's kind of a jerk. And somewhere, SOMEWHERE... is a cool comic book nerd girl who is cute and kind of normal... just kind of.

Music:

I listen to it...

Movies:

I watch them...

Television:

Eater of souls...

Books:

I read them...

Heroes:

Aren't we all heroes? ...nope