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Kaye Sera Sera

Well, Jesus turned water into wine - that's quite an endorsement in my book...

About Me

I'm from South Africa but I fake an American accent. It's flawless. I sound like DJ from Full House because that's what America was to me growing up: little half hour increments of happy family activities set to laugh tracks. I want to meet someone who won't judge me for falling asleep every night to Nick at Nite. I like to sing karaoke but I have a terrible voice. I love bowling but I'm inconsistent. I adore going to live shows & dark movie theatres. I want to travel the world. I want a french bulldog named Lebowski. Birds is my Cheers. I don't like places that you have to be on the list to get in - but I like being on the list. One of these days I'm going to have to marry for money or a green card but for now I'm enjoying the simple, single life.
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My Interests

Gunplay, Foreplay and Instant Replays.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is equally nice to children, animals and waiters.

Music:

Joe Firstman and David Hasselhoff should really consider a little green screen collaboration...

Movies:

ALMOST FAMOUS, Fight Club, Swingers, The Big Lebowski, Amadeus, The Princess Bride, Willow, Crash, Office Space, Grease, Old School, Shadowlands, Less Than Zero, Highball, 12 Monkeys, When Harry Met Sally, The Usual Suspects, Jock of the Bushveld, Garden State, True Romance, Chaplin, High Fidelity, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Rules of Attraction, Kicking & Screaming (the Noah Baumbach version not the Will Ferrell version), Sliding Doors, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Tommy Boy, Happy Accidents, American Beauty, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, O Brother Where Art Thou?, My Cousin Vinny, Goodfellas, Boondock Saints, Adaptation, The Cooler, Punch-Drunk Love, Leaving Las Vegas, Big Fish, The Breakfast Club, Happiness, Big Daddy, Garden State, Secretary.

Television:

Sports Night, How I Met Your Mother, Entourage, My So-Called Life, Friends, Coupling (the English version), Family Guy, Mythbusters, Grey's Anatomy, Big Love (best tagline ever), The West Wing, The Office, Fawlty Towers, House, Gilmore Girls, Studio 60, Sex & the City - I LOVE TV and I don't give a flying f*ck what you think about that.

Books:

God-Shaped Hole. Robert Cormier. Oscar Wilde. James Joyce. 'Oh The Places You'll Go'. C.S. Lewis. Roald Dahl. 'The Tender Bar'. Ayn Rand. Sweet Valley High. Anais Nin. 'The Heart is A Lonely Hunter'. Wally Lamb. John Irving. 'Cry, The Beloved Country'. Douglas Adams, Shel Silverstein. Harry Potter. Enid Blyton. David Sedaris. Dave Eggers. Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. The Bell Jar. Jodi Picoult.

Heroes:

People who tell the truth and accept it from others. Oscar Wilde. Anthony Bourdain. Ron White. Karen.

My Blog

5 Things I Can't Live Without

1) Sex (really really good sex)2) Music (preferably live)3) Laughter (good comedy is orgasmic)4) City Lights...5) Friends (to share the other 4 with)
Posted by Kaye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Andre

I have this friend named Andre. We used to share a bottle of Wild Turkey and then watch bad movies until one of us threw up. My favorite was Judge Dread. Then Andre got married and moved to Florida. W...
Posted by Kaye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Words to Try to Live By....

From Nelson Mandela's inaugural speech: "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most f...
Posted by Kaye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drinking Lunch

Ah, it is sweet and heavenly bliss to be out of the office and away from my bosses!
Posted by Kaye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST