Gunplay, Foreplay and Instant Replays.
Someone who is equally nice to children, animals and waiters.
Joe Firstman and David Hasselhoff should really consider a little green screen collaboration...
ALMOST FAMOUS, Fight Club, Swingers, The Big Lebowski, Amadeus, The Princess Bride, Willow, Crash, Office Space, Grease, Old School, Shadowlands, Less Than Zero, Highball, 12 Monkeys, When Harry Met Sally, The Usual Suspects, Jock of the Bushveld, Garden State, True Romance, Chaplin, High Fidelity, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Rules of Attraction, Kicking & Screaming (the Noah Baumbach version not the Will Ferrell version), Sliding Doors, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Tommy Boy, Happy Accidents, American Beauty, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, O Brother Where Art Thou?, My Cousin Vinny, Goodfellas, Boondock Saints, Adaptation, The Cooler, Punch-Drunk Love, Leaving Las Vegas, Big Fish, The Breakfast Club, Happiness, Big Daddy, Garden State, Secretary.
Sports Night, How I Met Your Mother, Entourage, My So-Called Life, Friends, Coupling (the English version), Family Guy, Mythbusters, Grey's Anatomy, Big Love (best tagline ever), The West Wing, The Office, Fawlty Towers, House, Gilmore Girls, Studio 60, Sex & the City - I LOVE TV and I don't give a flying f*ck what you think about that.
God-Shaped Hole. Robert Cormier. Oscar Wilde. James Joyce. 'Oh The Places You'll Go'. C.S. Lewis. Roald Dahl. 'The Tender Bar'. Ayn Rand. Sweet Valley High. Anais Nin. 'The Heart is A Lonely Hunter'. Wally Lamb. John Irving. 'Cry, The Beloved Country'. Douglas Adams, Shel Silverstein. Harry Potter. Enid Blyton. David Sedaris. Dave Eggers. Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. The Bell Jar. Jodi Picoult.
People who tell the truth and accept it from others. Oscar Wilde. Anthony Bourdain. Ron White. Karen.