dawn

alright gotta change this up finally ....i dont love ciggarettes(were finally TRYING to break up,its a fucked up one sided relationship),i do love blueberry stoli and brandon flowers but i also love alot of other more important things like my job ...i finally came home from paris but im loving fashion in new york ....i also love milk kitten ,the secret,swizz beats,my true religion jeans and oranges, speaking french, fillet mignon, really really good scotch,new sponteanous experiences, camping ,lots of reading,kissing ,almost anything from kitson and Zac Posen,making peoples lives better, everywhere i have been and all i have done... i adore larry david,steve colbert, dave chappelle and suzy orman..being on the beach pretending to be in a calvin klein commercial (kristen knows what i mean)ice cream trucks...running...vulgar offensive jokes..all forms of love..being understanding and just as fabulous being understood......a few things i hate...those moments when your life depends on getting 2500$ in cash, any kind of vehicle you can get your hands on, and a fake passport....preachy vegetarians...when i yell out has anyone seen my wallet and someone yells back its wherever you left it..yeah,no shit...when people say tag your it on my anwsering machine...decorative items with dolphins or sunflowers om them...people that laugh at thier own jokes that arent funny...irish films where everything sounds like "shite"...men who automatically associate any kind of physical affection with sex....the second to last day of vacation..being slowed down by a 35cent toll booth...cars with ski racks that appear to be police cars...when someone says " only a racist would say that" and then i realize its one of my favorite expressions...return envelopes that make me feel like a moron"did you sign your check?" "did you enclose your check?"...when a friend says "i have good news for you!" and its only concerns them...the way that your love for something is sucked out of you when you do it for a living....people who freak out about thier new years plans in september...people who say as thier food arrives there's no way i can finish all of that and they do.....paying someone to help me pay my taxes...that my requirements in a mate become stricter as i get older, and my good looks are waning, making it even harder to attract even the mediocre people i no longer find acceptable...when nieces an nephews reach the age where they can distinguish a cheap gift from a valuable one..that barry manilow didn't write his hit song "i write the songs"...people who exaggerate the danger of picking up a piece of broken glass...when you break up with someone and thier reaction makes you wonder why you didn't do it sooner....realizing i left a porno video in my dads dvd player as i stow my carry on luggage into the over head compartment...im gonna laugh all the way to hell