MyGen Profile GeneratorAh! So you’ve found yourself in the mysterious world of Xach The Ripper!
Musician,
Film maker,
Part machine,
And all around fine connoisseur of various roadkill and oddly coloured jellos!
How about a bit of history?!
Well! I was forged of a broken alarm clock, sunshine, and some very small rocks one foggy December evening in early July, and began a fairly modest life as a gardener in the local whorehouse, until I was seduced by the glamorous life of debauchery and heavy drug use at the age of three.
It was during this dark period of time in which I witnessed a tiny man with peculiar facial hair fall off of a cliff and land on some very sharp rocks. The resulting noise was very funny indeed, And it was this that inspired me to devote my life to the art of music!
My hobbies include;
Writing and Composing,
Fine Arts,
Fine Kraft(macaroni and cheese),
Judging people on the quality of their baking,
Sewing things to my clothes (such as human skulls, or various live woodland creatures), And of course,
Lecturing small kittens on the do's and don’ts of quantum mechanics!
Well, I certainly hope this has been a useful insight to my world!
Now, please enjoy this short film,
A Day in the Life of Xach The Ripper!
which follows a well-dressed me, gallivanting about various daily activities!
AND as if you didn't despise that enough, there's a PART II!!
...Thank you ladies and gentlemen, you've been a simply LOVELY audience!
And now that you're infected, Why not spread the illness???
