You Have A Type A Personality
A You are hyper, energetic, and always on the moodYou tend to succeed at everything you attemptAnd if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top!You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for funAs long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interestedYou have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
About Me
Name Big Nasty
Birthday Hatched back in 68 and began my reign of terror!!!
Birth Place San Diego, CA
Current Location Karson, CA. and looking to move to a place where the local PD doesn't need a ghetto whirlybird
Eye Color Greenish
Hair Color Black
Hight 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed ambidextrous so I can bang ya and make ya cum with either hand
Your Heritage Filipino with a lil chineese mixed in on my fathers side.
The Shoes You Wore Today addidas flip flops...looking all FOBby!
Your Weakness aint got none cuz I ain't afraid of nothing
Your Fears aint got none cuz I ain't weak from nothing
Animal Your Afraid Of aint afraid of anything I can kill...I once $hitted in my pants and the dog chasing me stopped so I know that technique works well.
Your Perfect Pizza Costco Veggie Pizza!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year get a job if I can...anyone wanna give me a job?
Thoughts First Waking Up gaddamn I'm alive!!! what's for breakfast?
Your Best Physical Feature all me baby!!!!! Whoooo hoooo! ryde me like the broken donkey I am!!!!
Your Second Best Physical Feature all me baby!!!!! Whoooo hoooo! ryde me like the broken donkey I am!!!!
Your Bedtime whenever my batteries run out which is pretty much round midnight.
Your Most Missed Memory if its your memory how can you miss it?
Pepsi or Coke Pepsi this month...Coke next. how come you don't have Diet A&W Rootbeer on this list?????
McDonalds or Burger King Mickey Deez!!! Fuh Sho!
Single or Group Dates I don't play nice with the other children.
Chocolate or Vanilla VANILLA then I poop Chocolate...wanna see the miracle where I change white into brownish green?
Do you Smoke socially...hey buddy can I bum a stick off ya?
Have You Every Smoked yes
Do you Swear yes...omsd yes.
Do you Sing just kill me already. I clear rooms when I start to throwdown.
How Many Times Do You Shower In A Day 2 times sometimes more if I get dirty enough.
Have you Been in Love everyday
Do you want to go to College been there done that *yawn*
Do you want to get Married been there done that *ohhhh baby!!!*
When was the first time you had sex is my wife reading? NO COMMENT!
Do you get Motion Sickness nope...I get sick from everything else moving around me.
Do you think you are Attractive I know for a fact that I'm not...but I have cute suckable toes.
Do you get along with your Parents most times not. I'm the bastard you'd love to hate.
Do you like Thunderstorms yes...especially driving in the AVI chasing a dude riding a bicycle...actually we think it was a ghost.
Do you play an Instrument my skin flute. It has many different melodies and can translate several languages.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol yesterday one beer...I swear! ok ok ok...so maybe it was a little more...my nose is growing!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs are you talking about prescribed? I GET HIGH ON LIFE!!!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date with my wife? does that count?
In the past month have you lied to your girl/boy friend nope...don't lie to my wife even if she thinks otherwise.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos I ABSOLUTELY HATE OREOS!!!!!!!!! BLECH YUCKY!!!!
In the past month have you had sex more then 3 times in one day NO COMMENT! With or without a partner???
In the past month have you been on Stage I'm always on stage!!!! I'm a circus freak! I'n the center of attaction! I'm....
In the past month have you been Dumped can't be dumped since I'm married...if she dumps me I want conjugal visits and alimony...yah I'm a hoe...so what?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping YES!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything YES!
Ever been Drunk YES!
Ever been called a Tease YES!
Ever been Beaten up YES!
Ever Shoplifted YES!
How do you want to Die In my sleep! Ok so I'm a chicken $hit...change the "your fears" question.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up I want to fly around in green tights and live at Disneyland!
What country would you most like to Visit Does the moon count as a country?
Friends
3 Closest Friends Daffodil my wife, Joel Llacar, Job Rivera
If one of your friends was getting beat up, would you help I'd let them get their a$$ kicked first...then blind the other guy and then I'd help by hanging the person over the 110 105 interchange.
A couple that you're good friends with is having trouble conceiving. They ask you to donate your sperm or egg. Would you do it? Is there intercourse involved? I'd sacrifice my ideals based on the intercourse answer...actually I would even want the guy watch me slam away at his partner so they can have a child....I'm such a good friend for doing such a noble deed! Prima nocti!!!!!
You've lent money to a friend in the past and he has never paid you back. The same friend gets in a jam and asks to borrow more money. Do you lend it to him? Yes. Then I call Dog "the bounty hunter" Chapman to revoke his bail.
Your best friend needs a kidney. Would you donate one of yours? I'm a Diabetic...can't donate...sucker!!!!!
Would you lend your friend your favorite outfit without question? NO ONE wears my Superman suit!!!!! EVER!
Would you ever go on a date with someone you weren't attracted to in order to help your friend hook up with someone they were interested in? been there done that! Damn she was ugly and my boy didn't even end up with that freak show!
If your friend were stung by a jellyfish, would you pee on their leg to alleviate the pain? pee, $hit, vomit, rub sand, marinate in kalbi sauce...yah I'd have yo back homie!
Your Best Friend Is In Jail For Street Racing, Would you bail him out and pick up his car at the impound lot? Leave him in jail...take the car for a joy ride, crash and wreck it, then get them out.
Do you talk about your friends behind their backs to other friends? No I talk about everyone to their faces...Beeeyotches!
Your friend gets really drunk and starts doing stupid things, like stripping and hitting on everything that moves, what do you do? Film at 11! Or you can view it at www.spankindamonkey.com
You get invited to a party but not a good friend of yours, do you go to the party anyways? Or do something else with your friend? Free food...dude what were you thinking!!!!!
Are you the caretaker of your group of friends? Yah I bury the dead ones...is that you mean?
It is your friends birthday and you know they want something that costs about $100. Your friend always gets you something, What do you do? find it on sale or print out a picture of it then tell them that its ordered
Are your friends mostly same sex or opposite sex? equal...I look at how many guy friends and girl friends I have then make friends based on that info.
Your boyfriend/girlfriend does not like your friends(or the other way around), what should you do about this? ignore the issue and let them fight about it...winner takes all!
If your friend lied to you and you found out would you be clownin that fool! then I would get even!
What You Like In a Boy/Girl
Eye Color Brownish
Hair Color Black with some grey
Short or Long Hair Long sometimes short...she's hot either way
Height 5'4"
Weight 115 to 125 she's hot that way
Smoke, Drink, or both? Socially when she can
Number of Piercings wish she had some other than her ears
Number of Tattoos wish she had some
Ethnicity she's filipino with a bit of chineese heritage
Bra Size wow...uhmmmmm about my hand cupping size.
Best Clothing Style when she wears the...
Into Cars, or No? into me and nothing else.
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You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
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