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The Drunken God

Everywhere is in walking distance if you have the time

About Me

I am calm but humorous, laid back but active, gentle and light hearted yet dependable. I usually don't have much to say, but I enjoy talking. I am an individual with a live and let live attitude (except for the one time I killed that guy, but that was a contract job). My humor is often abstract and sometimes dry, and I likes it that way. I occasionally make outrageous claims, like that I invented the question mark. I like comedy movies, action, dramas, or any movie with a good twist to it, I like to read, go to the gym, or visit with friends.

My Interests

Movies! Photoshop, Hiking, Meditation, Metaphysics, Martial Arts, Tai Chi, Eastern Philosiphy, anything interesting or out of the ordinary.... within reason

I'd like to meet:

This Tourrettes Guy trips me out, but I don't think I wanna meet him... watch the videos.Ali G has made me crack up long before he made Borat!Yep, the father of my style! (for anyone that really cares there is a better translation of this film, however I could not find it on youtube.)

Music:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wu-Tang, Method Man, Rza, Ol' Dirty Bastard (his old shit), Outkast, Janes Addiction, Porno for Pyros, The Roots, BEP, Jedi Mind Tricks, Redman, Das EFX, Beck, The Butthole Surfers, Ween, Smashing Pumpkins, basically anything except for country.

Movies:

Hero, Oldboy, Kill Bill, Napolean Dynamite, Momento, Crash, What The Bleep Do We Know, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Tommy Boy, Spirited Away, House of Flying Daggers, Office Space, Fight Club, Anchorman, Ninja Scrolls, Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood, Drunken Master, Dodgeball, Beverly Hills Ninja, Nacho Libre... ah Christ..the list goes on and on...

Television:

The Office, SNL, Heroes, The Simpsons, South Park, Sienfeld, Family Guy, Law and Order, Ali G, Curb Your Enthusiasm, CSI, Comedy Central, Samurai Champloo

Books:

Tao Te Ching, The Tao of Tai Chi Chaun, Striking Thoughts, and anything written by Osho

Heroes:

Lao Tzu, Bruce Lee, RZA, Lisa Simpson What could be better than hip-hop mixed with martial arts! One day I want to be this good! It takes about one minute and fourty-five seconds to get to the actual form, but it is worth the wait! Knowledge mixed with entertainment and a some hip-hop culture!

My Blog

Better know your fellow man

So that you may learn more about me, I have composed a random list of information about me. My name is Chris ... aka The Drunken God (although currently I am not drunk... and people keep tellin me I a...
Posted by The Drunken God on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

Why can't I be my friend?

I don't understand why Myspace won't let me add me as a friend.  I would certainly accept me as a friend, hell I would prolly put myself as my number one favorite friend!  I mean think about...
Posted by The Drunken God on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

Bill Brasky Quote's

"Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!" "Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!" "Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever ...
Posted by The Drunken God on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movi...
Posted by The Drunken God on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST