Update to the Spam King |
Hey, Myspace. How about a spam filter here?Every day, I get at least four random friends requests and two messages from assholes hawking cell phones and web cams. There's a pretty good cha... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:04:00 PST |
The Spam King is dead! (Long live the Spam King ... ) |
Holy crap! They caught the Spam King! Oh praise little baby Jesus!Are the media and government serious? It's one thing to arrest some asshole that's been sending out spam for years, ... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:30:00 PST |
Spank Kata |
When Maddox published his ground-breaking essay, Beat Your Kids, he was hailed as a modern Dr. Spock
But there is a critical flaw to the spanking lobbyists: they are typically childless adults who are... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST |
New Year's Bonus: Dropping the ball |
So yesterday's entry was kind of lame. Then I found out about Saddam Hussein's hanging.What are the Iraqi people thinking? Do they realize how much they've fucked up?marriedtothesea.comThe... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST |
It's pronounced "BLAAAUUGH!" |
I've mildly convinced myself that Whiskey and Cheap Shots is not a blog, not really. It's no diary. Hell, it's not even what it started out to be: a recount of how I've been a drunken assh... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:55:00 PST |
Updates for August through November |
Dearest Diary:It has been so long since I've posted on your nonexistant pages. However, I don't feel bad because you're not really a diary or a journal. You see, a diary is a private account of one'... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:06:00 PST |
Who are we kidding? |
I love the military. I grew up in it. I watched friends join when they needed somewhere to start their lives. It was a chance to leave home after high school when college wasn't an i... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST |
One quarter of a century |
I've heard this phrase a lot the past week or so. It's meant to make me feel old as I turn 25, just like black banners at any round-numbered birthday after 29. A couple of my peers have al... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:48:00 PST |
A week of "I told you so" |
If there's one thing I've learned this week, it's that when you lie, sometimes you'll luck out and be 10 percent right.Yes, 500 canisters of sarin and mustard gas from at least 1988 were found near th... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:04:00 PST |
A return to our founding values |
I realized it had been a while since I'd written a satirical piece. Unfortunately, we don't see enough truly satirical writing anymore; it usually mislabels my usual entries or anyone else using... Posted by Whiskey Rick on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:24:00 PST |