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Jeff

I'm not saying........just saying

About Me

"A nice guy with a big mouth." This is how I was described by a friend and kickball teammate earlier this week and to be honest, that's pretty much accurate.
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My Interests

hanging out with friends, cheering on the Redskins as well as any other D.C. team, butchering songs on guitar, kickball, listening to Opie and Anthony on XM satellite radio, quoting as many movies as humanly possible, coming up with overly sarcastic comments to all of life's wacky situations, Best Buy/Mall runs

I'd like to meet:

I'm not too picky at this point so feel free to say hello.

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Music:

I have a pretty eclectic taste in music. Don't believe me? Here are the last three CD's I've bought.... 1. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (punk rock band does country songs) 2. My Chemical Romance (best album of the year so says me and every other 15-year old girl) 3. Ray Charles and the Count Basie Orchestra (perfect Sunday morning CD)

Movies:

Boondock Saints, The Shining, Snatch, Blazing Saddles, The Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, anything Jay and Silent Bob related, Swingers, Spinal Tap, Riki-Oh, among others.

Television:

The Office, Family Guy, Mr. Show, Entourage, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Wonder Showzen, My Name Is Earl, South Park, wrasslin', most anything sports-related.

Books:

I'm reading "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis. It's taught me that nothing goes better with an ax to the head like a monologue on Huey Lewis and the News.

Heroes:

Sgt. Hartman, Jack Torrance, Stephen Lynch, lil' Jimmy Norton, Richard Cheese, Pee Wee Herman, Billy Zabka, Bill Simmons, the Schwab, Charlie Parker, Sam Kennison, whoever the hell invinted the Spork and last but certainly not least, Steve from Yellowstone and Ramon.

My Blog

Back Home

As the title might suggest, I'm back home from Las Vegas. The trip was great and there will be pictures as well as a blog should be up as soon as I get over jet lag. Thank you to all who gave me birth...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST

From The Archives: Guess which VD I'd rather have?

I'm well aware that many of you have already read this but plenty of new friends have come on board since I wrote this almost 2 years ago. In fact, this is the first blog that I wrote on myspace and i...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

Does God hate you?

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands While the popular opinion remains that your sexual orientation is based on what gender your sexual partner is, a new way of thinking is permeating the thought process o...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST

Primeval Review

Once again, I've taken a rather long break from writing anything here on myspace. Truth be told, I start to write something only to get bored halfway through. I needed to find a way to get over this s...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:39:00 PST

The Game

It's been months since I last told the story of my dating disaster and to be fair, I haven't had much to say recently. There's something about working 14 hour days that suck the creativity right out o...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:16:00 PST

The Date From Hell

Halloween has come and gone but that doesn't mean the scary stories have to be put away until next October. Some of you have heard this story and for some, this is brand new embarrassment for you to l...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST

If I Ran Things: Volume One

Let's keep this intro short and sweet. We've all had those delusions of granduer where we ran the show and call the shots (or if you'd prefer, throw in your own cliche). Well, I have this lil' blog an...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:41:00 PST

The Crumbling Evil Empire

October has arrived and once again, my favorite baseball team, the Washington Nationals, will not be playing for a World Series title. Thankfully, the Nats finally have an owner so...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST

Disclaimer

As you may have noticed, a familiar song has resurfaced on my page in the form of "The Final Countdown". Previously having that song sparked a competition amongst friends which became known as The Gre...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:27:00 PST

Vegas baby...Vegas

It may be 6 months in advance but that does not stop me from being way too excited from going to Las Vegas. The plan is to go the week of March 12 and between airfare and hotel, the price tag is looki...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:36:00 PST