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Chris

Fighting to keep this country free of brussel sprouts.

About Me

College graduate living the life of singledom(which, yes, I know, is not an actual word) in Roanoke, VA. The nutshell explanation: I should only be used as directed. I work for "The Man". Jocelyn is totally awesome.Critique me over the program known affectionately as "AIM" at chrisdoug56. I wholeheartedly endorse going to SeriouslyGuys as much as you can....in an incredibly biased way.

My Interests

Take any random verb, add the suffix "-ing", and voila, you've got my life and what I like to do in a nutshell.Note: some rules and regulations may apply. "Chris" may not be suitable for all people. Please consult your health physician before administering.

I'd like to meet:

Crap, it's gotta be in the 'that kind of person' style, right? Ok, now there's no such thing as a "perfect girl", nor is there a "perfect guy"(and all the feminists rejoice when I say that). So where am I going with this? Just give me a girl who's friendly....has a kick-ass personality....and most of all, doesn't mind a little bit of sarcastic humor, nor does she mind to poke a little fun at me. Place in a preheated oven at 450 degrees Farenheit for ~20 minutes, then let chill in a refrigerator for 2 hours. Serves for 2. Voila.

Music:

Outkast, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Modest Mouse, Richard Cheese, Musiq, Franz Ferdinand, Weezer, The Roots, Arcade Fire, movie soundtracks and ANYTHING from the 80's(three cheers for Cheap Trick and Journey)

Movies:

Duck Soup, Fight Club, Coming to America, Blazing Saddles, Dawn of the Dead('78 version), Kill Bill, Trading Places, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather Trilogy, Hot Fuzz, The Sting, The Seven Samurai, Unbreakable, Office Space....oh, how the list goes on.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Good Eats, Dirty Jobs, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Iron Chef America, The Office

Books:

-1984 -The Zombie Survival Guide -Animal Farm -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas -Under a Black Flag -Oh The Places You Will Go -If Chins Could Kill -How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way -The Godfather

My Blog

I have arrived

Two years it has taken me! TWO YEARS! But finally, on Sunday, June 22, 2008, it happened. Oh yes, it happened. I finally got a commenter to call me an insensitive, homophobic jerk. SQUEE!Okay, so, not...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:59:00 PST

Westward ho, 2.0

It has taken me long enough, but finally, I am done with buying living room furniture and accessories for at the very least, the year. Behold, West Chugskylvania 2.1!With the ever thankful help of Jas...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:37:00 PST

Ugh

It seems that Sony is absolutely incompetent with their repair system. There's nothing like sending in my 60 gig PS3 last Wednesday to get the HDMI port fixed, only to get it back today with the hard ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:12:00 PST

We have such sights to show you...

I officially had my race cherry broken on Sunday, and yet, I don't feel violated.So, I went to a car race on Sunday. No, it wasn't NASCAR. The VIR, or Virginia International Raceway, has both left and...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:20:00 PST

Move westward, young Chris

There comes a time in everybody's life where standard just isn't good enough. If you're living in the U.S., that's going to be sometime next year, at the latest. For me, it was this weekend, Friday mo...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:53:00 PST

I’m not a very religious individual

Not in the slightest. I mean, I read my copy of The Picture Bible(c) and said my prayers when I was younger, but that was it.However, there are times when I must shout out and exclaim Hallelujah. Havi...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:46:00 PST

A tisket, a tasket

Wow. I haven’t done a stream of conciousness blog in awhile, but, for some reason, I just feel like I should. Dunno why, just do. Let’s see where it takes me.------------------------------...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:01:00 PST

The TAGpire strikes back

Heres how you play....Once you have been tagged by a friend, you must then Post a blog with 10 weird, interesting or crazy things we may not know about you. then Choose 10 people to be tagged. List th...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:41:00 PST

I’VE BEEN TAGGED...

Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing t...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:42:00 PST

Chi-town, what’s up?

Yeah, so I'm heading out to Chicago next week on a business trip. If anyone wants anything that can be found in or related to Chicago while I'm there, put your order in now. I can't guarantee whatsoev...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:17:00 PST