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the Dirty Boogaloo

Bringin' out the Filth in All People's'z

About Me

Lieutenant Dimitry Koleshnakov once said - I breathed what? Why do men send themselves off to death for nothing?! Only love, and the sex of a woman, deserve that kind of determination. The DB exists for just that reason - to massage your ego. From the front or back - it doesn't matter. Just get ready to bend over and be violated - willingly. All the cats in the band were born under the firey mountain and sing elvish songs at dusk, starred in Skeletor the Movie, and hang with the Sworn Lord of Swords - where Bjorn had forged the gourd of yore with oars of for sure. The lineage - the Bible. Definitely. It's a hard book to follow, but there are a lot of "hard" men in this outfit. With jellybean buttons and gumdrop moonbeams to show it, too. How's a boy to come up with something original in this shafty shiffe of schitte? Time to get back in the whiskey bottle and wonder why twelve tones played sound words never said. damned white horse...
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/13/2006
Band Website: CueZoneRecords.com
Band Members: Jarad "Daddy Snuggs" Astin - Hammond Organ, vocals
Darryl "Master" Baker - drums
Uwe "Ze Groova" Petersen - drums
Phil "Cachi" Valez - percussion
Al Street - guitar
Ben "El Sueco" Senterfit - tenor sax, guitar, vocals
Jake "Skinny Tallz" Sanders - bari sax, vocals
Mikel "Blast Master P" Prester - alto sax, vocals
Samuel "Blaze" Blaser - trombone
Christel "Sweets" Rice - flute
GET OUT TO THE BURLESQUE SHOW ON SUNDAY @ LUCKY CHENG'S!!!!!

Influences: All the cats who groove - "Big" Jon Patton, Trudy Pitts, Eddie Fisher, Mongo Santamaria, Dr. Lonnie Smith, Larry Young, Harold Vick, Pat Martino - just too dang many! Otis, James Brown, Dr. John, Solomon Burke, Sam Cooke, Ray, Aretha, Curtis Mayfield, anything that ever came through the doors of Mowtown, Booker T, Georgia Tom "befo ya zipped it up!", Bessie Smith, the Midnighters, Bullmoose Jackson, Jerry Lee, etc, etc. Gotta hear it to believe it - new boogaloo never sounded so sweet!!! Keepin the art of Dirty Blues alive!!!
nothing good enough can be said for naming some folks you don’t know, but wish you did. may those of you we don’t know personally take it as a sighn of respect, and those of you we didn’t mention say something if you think we should.

Sounds Like:
Record Label: CueZone Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Celtic Thunder needs to EAT IT

I know you all've heard my bitching berfore, no sense in changing pace now. Have you heard of these fucking guys? FUCK!!! I saw this shit on PBS the other night, man, and it PISSED me off. Enough to c...
Posted by the Dirty Boogaloo on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:35:00 PST

on the real.....the record is out and FREE if you check out this show....

just eyein’ up the vintage porn......    thayz a nice little story down below, specially fuh those of yuhz who know shit about joisy....but on the real, the record is finally done...
Posted by the Dirty Boogaloo on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:28:00 PST

Easter Porn for everybody....

I thought I had seen it all, but no...in front of the Rose Palace, 6 or so LARGE RV’s, full of young Hassidic kids, partying their kosher asses off!! On top of that shit, blaring funk and whatev...
Posted by the Dirty Boogaloo on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:33:00 PST

GET REAL

seriously - no subject for WAR? WTF?!?!? I mean, I'd love to talk about cars, the weather, maybe even "dreams and the supernatural," but PaLease! can't take the constant BS that slaps me in the face d...
Posted by the Dirty Boogaloo on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

F^$%Kin adz

dam shitz - cant even have nuthin without sum biznitch makin a buck off your sorry ass dont even promote this site all that much just got adz everywhere for viagra gear carz n more shit i dont need GE...
Posted by the Dirty Boogaloo on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:44:00 PST

time to change

good deals on flights to Afghanistan - they'll be in full competition with Iraq soon. Some of us just tryin' fly on by and smack some o these b%$ches in the head on the way by - make some good music, ...
Posted by the Dirty Boogaloo on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST