Over the years, I have been asked many questions about my family, about my hobbies, and how I came to become the Sonics mascot. Here is a brief description of my life and family.
Born among the peaks of the Cascade Mountains, I grew up among the trees and rivers in the great Northwest. Growing up I learned to catch salmon and pick berries. But even as a young Squatch, I developed a taste for hot dogs left by friendly hikers when I visited their campsite.I also have many relatives overseas. My cousin, Yeti, lives in the Himalayas over in Nepal. For a while he moved to the city to find a new life. He ended up creating a workout video under the title "The Abdominal Snowman." He is currently working on a full-length feature film entitled "My Cousin Yeti."Soon, I too became restless and wanted to travel to the big city. My initial jobs in the city didn't work out. I failed as a cook and then a waiter. People are so touchy about a little hair in their food. I had a brief movie career as the stunt double for Harry in "Harry and the Hendersons". I was passed over, however, as Billy Crystal's stunt double in "When Harry Met Sally." For a short time I took a job as a donor for the Hair Club for Men.My greatest thrill was being named as the Sonics mascot. At every Sonics home game, I use my superiorly evolved skills to achieve dunks, jumps and other stunts far too dangerous for lesser primates.BE LOUD AND GO SONICS!!!Sonics Mascot Squatch
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