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Mayhem Monster Maker

Zombies, guns and sex, oh my!

About Me

O'doyle rules!, O'banion sucks!, Lemy is god! I'm a fun lovin drug takin schizo bent on tearing through any one who stands against me. . I claim The Dopness The Cretins and Dead Punks with a few other sickos. i've been beaten, loved, hated, killed, the works. i love romantic homicidal evenings through the park. life is lovely when your locked up in a dark room staring up at the nothingness with a blade in your flesh. I love life. no desire to die. I dont mind if you die. corpses are my bestest freinds! (wait did i just sound wierd?) NOW is the only thing thats real, the past a memory the future nonexistant. some of us just wont be waking up tommorow. accept it, and live in the most bizzare way possible because everything else has been done. I'm a real nice guy with what some say is a twisted attitude toward life and those who live it. Have fun freak people out, free your mind, learn new things, kill old things, fuck it kill new things, get drunk, have sex, get your ass kicked, kick someones ass, dig up bodies, party till you die, go to work drunk, smoke a j, cut people off, tell your girl shes beautiful, Public Displays of Affection, beat up emo kids, spit on door handles, blow up buildings, conformity is the destruction of the individual. Erase the rules and unleash the chaos that this world will inevitably fall into. Speed up the deconstruction of man. The macabre is there, love it! Layout made by Morbid Angel

My Interests

World domination, blood, more blood. cracking skulls and rearanging the nervous system. United Dead Punx! The Dopeness!, skating, making kids cry. Eyeliner, gummy bears, my piercings, my tats. reading books, expanding my mind then killing it with drugs. reading on drugs (kinda hard) doing whatever the fuck i want. chillin with freinds, smoking people out. listening. Punching old ladies. parking in handicap spaces. stealing other peoples toilet paper. pissing in the sink. (not my sink your sink!) getting drunk past the point of explanation, thinking about life with a head full of mushrooms. thinking about anything with a head full of mushrooms! listening to people with something to say. hurting myself, wishing i didnt hurt myself, then hurting myself again just to piss myself off. beating up people with egos bigger than mine. pretending i'm actually interesting. getting as little sleep as possible weeks at a time then go into a weird state of zombi like existence in which life finally seems tolerable through a hallucigenic view into my subconsious where i find out that i'm actually pretty ugly inside but i pass out right before i realize how to become a better person..... but its fun being sadistic. girls, whiskey, knife fights, drunken sex, rainy nights , violence, drug addiction, murder and a gamut of other sexual goodies!

I'd like to meet:

people with something to say. risk takers. kidney theives. bizzaro mayhem. artists. intergalactic psychonauts. my future wife. whoever took time to read my ranting.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mayhem!
Birthday: 02/09/366 B.C
Birthplace:
Current Location: Hell
Eye Color: brown i guess
Hair Color: Black
Height: worlds tallest midget, or worlds shortest giant
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Mexican!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: turning emo
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kill a party clown
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: holy shit i survived another night!
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: whenever i blackout from alcohol
Your Most Missed Memory: skinning children
Pepsi or Coke: Jack Daniels
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack Daniels
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Jack Daniels
Chocolate or Vanilla: Gummy Bears Bitch!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee. strong
Do you Smoke: green, and cigs
Do you Swear: fuck yeah baby!
Do you Sing: to my snake when i'm drunk
Do you Shower Daily: when i remember
Have you Been in Love: yeah, that shit sucked
Do you want to go to College: nah
Do you want to get Married: yeah sure. one day
Do you belive in yourself: yes. i do indeed exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: after 12 beer bongs and a rollercoaster
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah! nah, sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, theyre good kids
Do you like Thunderstorms: very romantic
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what me!? never!!
In the past month have you Smoked: a couple of people. oh wait cigs?! yeah yeah.....
In the past month have you been on Drugs: THE COLORS!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: heh, yeah if thats what you call it nowadays
In the past month have you been on Stage: making an ass of myself.... yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i should call my lawyer
Ever been Drunk: super retarded drunk!
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no but people have tried
Ever Shoplifted: i need cd's to live!
How do you want to Die: upsidedown,hanging,with a knife in my head. bullet holes in my chest. a girl raping my dead body, with razors up and down my arms and legs. maybe some swords runnin through my body, i dunno get creative!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: your daddy
What country would you most like to Visit: seen them all
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever catches my eye
Favourite Hair Color: dark, red, purple.... whatever, be creative...
Short or Long Hair: long is cool..... dreads are badass.... whatever really
Height: my size, or shoter. not 2 feet tall though. that would be wierd
Weight: not fat. but not skinny. you dont gotta be an athlete
Best Clothing Style: punk, goth, prep, whatever. i'm very slutty! j/k
Number of Drugs I have taken: talk to my lawyer
Number of CDs I own: not sure
Number of Piercings: 3. more coming
Number of Tattoos: 5. more coming
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0000000000

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Music:

SKINNY PUPPY, MINISTRY, MISFITS,grendel, Pop will eat itself, the damned, suicide commando,einsturzende neubaten, throbbing gristle, the damage manual, Macabre, klute,Gary numan, agent orange, temerarios, psychopomps, anischism, uzi suicide, nausea, mike ness, sister machine gun, numb,,heiro, nas, pop will eat itself, throbbing gristle, imperative reaction,sheep on drugs, judas priest, social D, X marks the pedwalk, evil mothers, dead kennedys,n.w.a, Eazy muthafukin E, 2pac, shellac,Gwar, skatenigs, two witches, violent femmes, genitorturers, wumpscut,acid horse, pailhead,siouxsie and the banshees, pain teens, blatz, revco, led zep, onyx, necro, nitzer ebb,cinema strange, james brown, michael jackson,the zombies, paul simon, stromkurn, 45 grave, ALIEN SEX FIEND, Joy Division, christian death, mdc, samhain, front 242, frontline assembly, quincy punx, dead can dance, thrill kill kult, switchblade symphony,vnv nation, the pixies, the cure,CCR, BOC, rolling stones, supertramp, David Bowie, PRINCE, beatles, DOORS, eagles, america, cream, your mom, nick cave, mr oizo, sisters of mercy, massive attack, sticky fingaz, bob marley, flock of seagulls, subhumans, aphex twin, KMFDM,MDFMK, rick james, funker vogt, the virgin prunes, PIG, alice in chains, decendants, queers, afi (old), project pitchfork, dirty rotten imbeciles, the slicks, negative approach, germs, she wants revenge, New Order, panthera, stray cats, mayhem (old) Nine Inch Nails, danzig, ohgr, peter tosh, steel pulse, black sabbath, kiss, download, soviet france, PIGFACE, portishead, Motorhead, tricky, crass, rudimentary peni, bauhaus, the cramps, electric hellfire club, slick idiot, some death and black metal, industrial, drum&bass, other crap

Movies:

ICHI the Killer!!!! i cant watch horror movies that are pg-13, what the fucks with that?! i wanna see gore, blood , scare me dont fuckin water it down so the snot nosed kid next to me wont shit himself! thats what hes there for ! scare the mother fucker! children shouldnt play with dead things, I spit on your grave, fight club, alice in wonderland, cannibal holocaust, cannibal ferox, Suspiria (my future daughters name!), videodrome, lock stock, ZOMBIES MORE ZOMBIES! snatch, seven,donni darko, Horror, horror,horror. texas chainsaw, zombi, Evil dead 1 & 2, yo momma, night of the living dead, return of the living dead, bambi, house by the cemetery, seven doors of death. anything troma, (toxie rocks) dawn of the dead, gore gore girls, anything with much gore. anything that will boggle my mind. george romero and lucio fulci rule! if you got any suggestions please lemme know
You are a Dead Alive Zombie. You or somebody that
bit you was infected by the Sumatran Rat
Monkey. You are intent on killing and shredding
anything that moves, unless you're full of
tranquilizers. You can't be killed unless you
are completely chopped to bits.
What kind of Zombie are you?
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Television:

[adult swim], invader zim, rockos modern life, ren&stimpy, married with children...............fuck you, fuck t.v, fuck government, fuck style, fuck my mind, fuck religion, fuck school, fuck bills, fuck sobriety, fuck life, fuck music, fuck death, fuck me, fuck computers, fuck logic, fuck reason, fuck afterlife, fuck aliens, fuck police, fuck love, fuck jail, fuck this list, fuck girls, fuck guys, fuck animals, fuck money, fuck credit cards, fuck tickets, fuck rich people, fuck poor people, fuck beggars, fuck choosers, fuck assertive people, fuck charisma, fuck karma, fuck war, fuck peace, fuck making a difference, fuck this world. watch them fall, watch them cry, watch them die, watch them rot, watch them mourn, watch them forget, watch them sin, watch them repent, watch them sin again, watch them feel bad, watch me laugh, watch them bang their heads into the same wall over and over un til they die. this shits funny to me

Books:

books? yeah i've read books. i've read a bunch of books. H.P Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe, What?! putos....

Heroes:


Horror Punk!Tho often mistaken for a goth, you're heart is in
punk. You just have a more fun approach to it.
Makeup, leather, studs & spikes, and a
halloween is everyday attitude, make you a fun
person to be around! Bands of this genre are
most commonly the Misfits, and related bands.
Check out www.deathrock.com/antiworld for a
great Northwest band!

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My Blog

Everybody shut up i got somethng to say!

the rage of the people has not gone away. it just got lost in a world with moral decay. the clothes and the music isnt the same. the meaning is lost when all you do is talk. the government is still fu...
Posted by Mayhem Monster Maker on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

Sco pictures

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Posted by Mayhem Monster Maker on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST

R.I.P dre

aint is some shit. as soon as i leave, one of my homies goes and dies. fucken adrian. known the guy for a long time. dre and i would go drinking at bars, flirt with chicks at parties, kick peoples ass...
Posted by Mayhem Monster Maker on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:44:00 PST

Fuck Emo!!

thats basically it................FUCK EMO! again? FUCK EMO! 
Posted by Mayhem Monster Maker on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 06:53:00 PST