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About Me

UP THE BEER MY FELLOW SCUMFUX,MY NAME BE PYRATE.I CURRENTLY FIND RECENTLY TRANSPLANTED FROM LIVING IN THE SAME TOWN WHERE BILLY THE KID BIT THE BULLET (some guys have all the luck). MY SON "DANGER" AND I LIVE TOGETHER WITH OUR MUTUAL RESPECT FOR LOYALTY,AND ANY NUMBER OF PUNX WHO END UP PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR ON A REGULAR BASIS.I ENJOY LOUD MUSIC, CHEAP FUN,CHEESEY SK8 TRICKS, AND ALL THINGS ASSOCIATED WITH PIRATE FOLK LOREr: ..

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My Interests

PLAYING FUN FRIGGIN' PUNK ROCK WITH MY BAND "Rat Bastard And The Stool Pigeons",DRINKING AROGANT BASTARD ALE,BREAK DANCING WITH QUADRAPALEGICS,PLAYING WITH MY SON, GETTING DRUNK AND ROWDY WITH MY MATES, AND SWAPPING TALES WITH DRUNKS,PUNX,AND HOBOS.

I'd like to meet:

STEHEN HAWKINGS, CHUCK PALINHUK, AND COOL HAND LUKE.
You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Music:

I AM FAR TOO LAZY TO LIST ALL THE BANDS I LISTEN TO,BUT HERES JUST A FEW...,RAMONES,THE CLASH,BLACK FLAG,BUZZCOCKS,TOY DOLLS,THE HORROR POPS,THE PIXIES,X-RAY SPEX,BAD RELIGON,DEVO,THE NECROMANTIX,DECENDENTS,DEVIL DOLL, QUEERS,OPIV,DK,GERMS,TIGER ARMY,M.S.I.,G.G.ALLIN,FLOGGING MOLLY,CRASS,VINDICTIVES,ELVIS FUCKING COSTELLO,MAD SIN,SCREECHING WEAZEL,LOUIE ARMSTRONG,JOHNNY CASH,THE B-52'S,JAWBREAKER,AUS-ROTTEN,THE EXPLOITED,YAK BALLZ,QUASIMOTO,THE DRESDEN DOLLS,DEL THE FUNKY HOMOSAPIEN,THE NETWORK,GOGOL BORDELLO,STIFF LITTLE FINGERS,MUDDY WATERS,THE DEAD MILKMEN,BILLY HOLIDAY, CARL PERKINS,JERRY LEE LEWIS,THE STRAY CATS...
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Movies:

GOONIES,PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN,TRASURE ISLAND,HOOK,THE KARATE KID,THE PRINCESS BRIDE,ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES,CASA BLANKA,HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH,JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER,ANYTHING WITH BRUCE CAMBELL,SUBURBIA...

Television:

THE SIMPSONS,DIRTY JOBS,MYTH BUSTERS,SCRUBS,AND THE HISTORY CHANEL,EVERTHING ELSE ROTS YER BRAIN!

Books:

1984,ANTHEM,SURVIVOR,THE DARK TOWER,ANIMAL FARM,THE GIVING TREE...

Heroes:

MATT HENSLEY,ED TEMPLETON,EVIL KNEVIL,BLACKBEARD,ME POPS,AND THAT RANDOM GUY I SAW BACK IN THIRD GRADE SAY "BEAT ME UP IF YA WANNA" AND WALK AWAY AFTER GETTING BEAT DOWN BY 2 CARS FULL OF CHOLOS.

My Blog

Revolution, The Musical

80 miles with only a scratched David Bowie CD and a gallon of coffee can do strange things to yer mind. I have decide to write a musical. The basis is simple enough. It's about an unemployed pun...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

D.J. Einstein & M.C. Squared

So my newest Coffee induced idea is a nerdcore hip hp group named D.J. Einstein and M.C. Squared. For the beat of this song I want beakers clinking in the back ground and a sped up loop of the song fr...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:21:00 PST

Ball-istics

It was the summer of 1988,The Berlin wall had fallen,Regan was on the outs,and I had my first kiss,with a fat philipeno girl leaning against a Low Rider Lincoln. At the Tender age of eleven my ...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST

No More originals?

Having recently left El Paso Tx. I have just realized how good I had it. Here in Tallahasse Florida every person I come across is content to be part of the hearded masses. No original thoug...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:10:00 PST

A Junky X-Mas

THE JUNKY'S CHRISTMAS IT was Christmas Day and Danny the Car Wiper hit the street junksick and broke after seventy-two hours in the precinct jail. It was a clear bright day, but there was warmth in t...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:25:00 PST

A Punk,an Emo and a Skinhead

I found myself back in the same old Pub last saturday and I walked up to the bar just behind a big scary Skinhead and a skinny little Emo kid. The Emo kid orded a Heinekin,the Skin a Guiness and...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST

Bahhhhd humor Man!

So last night I was at local bar and about mid-way through my pitcher of Pabst, nature called. I stumbled gracefully over to the mens room and went to answer that call. The restroom was y...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:32:00 PST

PooPoo Platter

I awoke this morning to the a horrific screeching laugh and the smell of a rotten elephants corpse.As I pulled my head out from underneath my blanket my vison was encumbered ,with w...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:01:00 PST

Rocky The Screeching Squirrel

This afternoon I found myself traveling down a long rural highway looking for a place that would qualify as the middle of nowhere.I wanted to find a place as remote as humanly possible.Which here in ...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST

MoleTon Lava

Deep within the earth,beneath the green,green grass, past the dark rich soil,and under the thick moist clay, a community of hard working moles live and play in the warm darkness of mother earth. Most...
Posted by Pirate Of Suburbia on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST