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Jack Shit

Its all fun and games until somebody loses a Bollock.

About Me

God damn it theres a lot of boxes. I cant be assed wit this Ill do it later. In short, Music, Python, 3rd policeman. The greatest band in the Cosmos would be Geoge Orwell on Vocals, Tom waits on the mellotron, Les Paul an Leo Fender on guit, Barry White on bass (he Just speaks) Louie Armstrong on mouth trumpet and the spoons. Drums gotta be Animal. That Mika fella on backing vocals (he is promptly flayed alive berore the tour bus gets to the gig and his flesh is sent to R Kelly who sucks it up through his ringpeice) Emo Kids should really sort themselves out to.

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My Interests

Letting rip silent farts in public places that smell of decomposition and looking around slyly to catch peoples disgust and accusing glances at everyone but me.

I'd like to meet:

No do not apply if you are, smelly, fat an ugly, sweaty, Anti-MetallicA, Camp, French, A non Star Wars sympathiser, a Big Brother fan, take more care of your hair than you do your mum, own any Emo albums/clothes/haircuts/people/bleak outlooks on love and misery/those gay checkered shoes.Oh but I do wanna meet Les Claypool an Fuckin Chuck Norris.Yes it's a bandwagon.

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Music:

Ofcourse

Movies:

Aye, them to

Television:

Nope. its shit.

Books:

Days be ded gud dem fings. I be LIkin Nyn-teen-aytee-fower an da fird powlees mayn. Dat Oward MarKs fellas fookin boss two. dis year i ave been mosstly reedin de Narnia books and Burton on Burton, you no's dat guy dat did da Beetljoos, Ed Skissor ands an Batman.

Heroes:

It aint bad, that guy should sort his twattin fringe out though.

My Blog

I got some abuse from this tit, here it is....

Cheers mate ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Pete Date: Nov 28 2006 4:19 AM Yep, GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY G...
Posted by Jack Shit on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST