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LotFP

Gather all around the young ones / They will make us strong!

About Me


LotFP is a heavy metal print publication that has released over sixty individual issues since October 1998. Its content is totally independent of record company supervision or interference (no advertising is accepted), and we like to think LotFP contains the most in-depth and critical heavy metal writing currently in print. LotFP treats music as an art form that has value, and we treat heavy metal as a serious form of musical expression. We cover metal bands that are either unsigned or on very small record labels and, in this internet age, we take pride in being a place where our readers discover new bands rather than simply reading about bands they already know.

If you would like your band to be considered for coverage, send a copy of what you want to be reviewed (including lyrics please) to the address above. Do not send sound files, or link to them or to Myspace as we do not listen to music on the computer. Our focus is metal, and our preference is music with meaning and permanence - what is popular right now is meaningless to us. Deep Purple, King Crimson, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, and all the 70s bands that laid the foundation for what heavy metal could be... Angel Witch, Holocaust, Iron Maiden, Venom, and the rest of the NWOBHM for defining what metal was... Cirith Ungol, Omen, Manowar, Slayer, and the bands that established US heavy metal... Bathory, Celtic Frost, Possessed, Sodom, and later Morbid Angel, Death, Carcass, Entombed, and the rest that began pushing the limits of what metal could do... Megadeth, Voivod, Coroner, Annihilator, and all those who thrashed... Discharge, DRI, ENT, Napalm Death, and all those that crossed over... Candlemass, Cathedral, Unholy, Runemagick, and all those who doom on... Watchtower, Cynic, Atheist, Spiral Architect, and the rest that give us the cleanest kills... Emperor, Enslaved, Sigh, Solefald, and the rest that separated music from the madness... Skyclad, Amorphis, Opeth, Therion, and the rest that kept the 90s fresh... this history is what drives us and we seek the bands today that honor those that came before them by playing real heavy metal from the heart. We prefer to cover independent releases which are intended to be purchased by listeners rather than demos which are designed to attract label attention. Instrumental (and tech!) bands welcome, electro/industrial and racist/fascist bands are not.

We are always happy to do zine trades, but contact us first.

LotFP: The Shameless
Mailed immediately
To Finland
2,50€
To Europe
3,00€
To Elsewhere
3,50€
The LotFP Quintology
Five Issue Subscription
Released so far (mailed immediately): The Shameless
To be released: The Timeless, The Nameless, The Skinless, The Godless
To Finland
12,00€
To Europe
14,00€
To Elsewhere
17,50€

My Interests

Heavy metal, reading, old school RPGs, writing, Pro Wrestling ( IWA Mid-South and CHIKARA ) .Lately I've been on an exercise kick, walking at least two hours, five times a week. It's working.

I'd like to meet:

Music reviewers who take their writing seriously, independent (not signed and not seeking to be signed to a label) heavy metal bands, and anyone wanting to talk heavy metal beyond a level of recommending songs or bands.

Music:

Heavy metal! Check out the bands I've got on my Top Friends list there.

Movies:

Princess Bride and Army of Darkness are my two favorites... into intense and obscure horror movies... and pretty much any sci-fi or fantasy movie without a ton of computer special effects, and nothing that tries to be 'too cute' with their dialogue. Story ahead of visuals... Also love goofy comedy like Top Secret, Airplane kind of stuff, and fantastically bad cinema like Troll 2, Battlefield Earth, and Gone Fishin.

Television:

RENO 911!!!! DANGER MOUSE!!! DVD collection includes British comedy like Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Young Ones, etc. Also into things like Ben Stiller Show and Sledgehammer! and Greatest American Hero. And Ali G/Borat... that guy has balls of solid rock.More recently there's Dexter, CSI, House, Lost

Books:

Pretty much any "Weird Tales" authors publishing before 1950, in particular HP Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert E Howard, Jules Verne, HG Wells, and Fritz Leiber, as well as Michael Moorcock, Ayn Rand, Tolkien of course, Cerebus, Marvel Essentials...

My Blog

Fight On! 2 Available Soon...

The table of contents for the second issue is here. I have a rather lengthy contribution, which is a generic form of material that will be in Insect Shrine of Goblin Hill.When it's ready (in the next ...
Posted by LotFP on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:39:00 PST

The Random Esoteric Creature Generator: RPG Supplement OUT NOW!

"A wizard's tower filled with the abominations of countless unknown experiments. The long deserted shrine of a dread, forgotten god. Unexplored, hostile wilderness. The deepest recesses of the great u...
Posted by LotFP on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

LotFP: The Shameless for sale individually!

'allo...Basically, what the title says.You still get the five issues cheaper if you do the whole subscription (the next issue is double the size as The Shameless, for example), but if you don't want t...
Posted by LotFP on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:51:00 PST

MetalCore zine interviews LotFP!

Chris Forbes of MetalCore zine interviewed me for his website. Read the interview here!
Posted by LotFP on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:12:00 PST

LotFP News (New Issue Soon... and Buy a Lifetime Subscription!)

Lifetime Subscription Information LinkOK, here's what's going on.Divorce has been filed, I am out of the house in two weeks, tops. Staying in Finland for the time being (moving into the school dorm......
Posted by LotFP on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:03:00 PST

Some awesome feedback on LotFP: The Shameless

A lot more feedback is here on the LotFP site and here on the LotFP message board, but this particular piece is too good to not post here as well: "Hello James, Dave, and Andreas, I am writing to y...
Posted by LotFP on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:40:00 PST

About LotFP's pricing...

... just got a message, "Why is your Quintology $23?" Well... Five issues. Three will be what's going as "normal" sized, determined by how many pages we can print up per issue and still come in ...
Posted by LotFP on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Cover of new LotFP Print issue... and NEW T-SHIRT DESIGN!

'allo&First, the cover of the next print issue&You can also order the entire 2007 Quintology HERE!And& we have a T-shirt of the artwork! We need 15 orders before Feb 15 to have them done up& front and...
Posted by LotFP on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST

Get an issue of Lamentations of the Flame Princess for free!

A special "say goodbye to 2006" promotion& :pDetails here.
Posted by LotFP on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

Dave Burns' The Ghosts of Glam Metal Past now online!

Read it here!
Posted by LotFP on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:24:00 PST