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annemarie

I'll tell you one thing -- had there been money on it, the glove box would have opened up.

About Me

Ok, so I have the tendency of looking really stupid in all my pictures. My friends don't help matters much in that they seem to enjoy snapping shots of me when I'm in the middle of doing stuff like swallowing, for example. Also, many of my photos serve as aids to help me remember really embarassing situations that I'd rather forget- special thanks to Elizabeth on this one. So, to all of you... just you wait. Your time is near...AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Elizabeth, you have been "cat tapped""Sorry, I can't figure out how to decentertize this thing." Posted by Elizabeth on Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 8:05 AM
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My Interests

I have a profound interest in this chair... I can't describe it in any other way except to call it mesmorizing.

I'd like to meet:

The poor son of a bitch who had to get that fat guy in that box on Subalooba's profile page! -----------------------------------------------------
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Music:

Actually I just like one song, "The Humpty Dance." I own 42 copies. I have it stored on my ipod 45, 721 times. At one point I was partially swayed by MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This," but fortunately I saw the error of my ways. I hate anything else...
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Movies:

The Fly, The Fly II, Braveheart, Hand that Rocks the Cradle, Jason 1-8 (3 being my favorite), Indiana Jones 1-3, Sound of Music, Crocodile Dundee 1 and 2, Last of the Mohicans, Hope Floats, Great Expectations, Sleeping with the Enemy, Shawn of the Dead, League of Their Own, Robin Hood: Prince/Theives, French Kiss, Forest Gump, National Lampoon's Xmas Vacation, Back To the Future, Office Space, Weekend At Bernies, Ghostbusters 1-2, Center Stage (don't laugh), The Rings, Seven, The Gate (for the comedy), Pet Sematary, Mask, Diabolique, Rounders, Practical Magic, Outside Providence, Fandango, Someone Like You, The Notebook (whew what a tear jerker), Big Lebowski, Last Samurai...

Television:

Top Chef, Law and Order, Sex and the City, Roseanne, Project Runway, Miami Ink, Simpsons, MXC, ER, The War at Home, Family Guy, Judging Amy, , old Melrose re-runs, old 90210 re-runs, Elimidate (fess up, ppl), American Idol try-outs, Jerry Springer and other amuzing yet worthless programing...

Books:

Most recent/IP: Anything and all Patterson, anything Dave Sedaris (ESPECIALLY "Holidays on Ice"= hilarious!!!), Go Ask Alice, D.V. Code, Kite Runner, Catcher/Rye, On the Road, The Things they Carried, JP, Choke, Misery, Sula, Light in August, Two Mrs. Grenvilles, Season in Purgatory...basically anything Dunne, drawing blanks
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Heroes:

First and foremost- my Dad! But also, all the brave young men and women who are over seas fighting for our great country.

My Blog

Terrorism at 123 Plesant Street

I am personally disgusted by the young men who took it upon themselves to dress as terrorists and aim plastic machine guns into the faces of fellow party-goers on Halloween night at 123 pleasant ...
Posted by annemarie on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST

Way to go John Kerry

Way to go John Kerry. Way to insult all the young men and women who are defending your stupid ass. Perhaps you should go tell them your opinion of them in person... and then stay for a tour.
Posted by annemarie on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:47:00 PST

C-a-l-c-u-l-u-s

Calculus! Oh how happy you have made me! You little bastard, you!
Posted by annemarie on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:45:00 PST

Cela est la vie !

People you do the most for appreciate it the least.
Posted by annemarie on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:27:00 PST

Only expression....

To all those who wonder-    Nevermind.
Posted by annemarie on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:59:00 PST

Everything I learned, I learned from horror movies

Tips from the expert: 1. If you ever find yourself in the woods, NEVER drink beer, smoke cigarettes, or have sex. Any of these activites or combinations of these activites equals death. 2. A ki...
Posted by annemarie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Terrible jokes= I laughed.

Heard some pretty bad ones. Here we go! 1. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One drunk guy. 2. So a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink...
Posted by annemarie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just a thought...

So, have you ever been studying, for finals let's say, when your mind starts to wander and then all of a sudden you recall doing something really fucking stupid while you were wasted and you slap your...
Posted by annemarie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top 10 Things that immediately piss me off upon seeing them:

Top 10 Things that immediately piss me off upon seeing them: 1. Any bill from WVU.2. My neighbor.3. Anti-Bush stickers. 4. Liberals..5. People who don't signal when turning.    &nb...
Posted by annemarie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

where's the "Oh shit" bar when you need one?

This is not good. I am horrified. I can't get that &*^%ing picture off! I even tried switching my category to married. Well, atleast that should cut down on the random emails.
Posted by annemarie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST