I really do love beverages. Except soda. I do not like soda.
The little thing what has my genetic make up, teen crap, internet phenomena, making things happen, great design, TV, rockin' out, beer, photography, art, tattoos, aesthetics, playground sand, the semicolon.
The opposite of schmucks who believe that if they send me a camera phone shot of their partially erect wee-wee and say in half-written ESL "Heh. Ur hotttt. I wanna fuck u." Does that really work, dude? Has anyone written you back and said, "Hell yeah, baby! Bring that thing right on over!"?
Let me further clarify: If you have 900000000000 friends and they are all web cam hos and pay-to-play broads, don't even bother attempting to add me; I have no interest in being a part of your collection.
A Question: Why do all you 18/19 year old boys keep emailing me? Is there something in my profile that somehow makes you think I might be interested? Does my name say "Mrs. Robinson" to you? Do you even know that reference?
I'm not interested, kids, keep your barely legalness to yourselves.
1349, AC/DC, Agalloch, Akercocke, Akron/Family, Amber Asylum, Angels of Light, Apocalyptica, Asunder, Ataraxie, Baroness, Bathory, Before the Coruscating Apollyon, Beherit, Benighted Leams, Bethlehem, Big Business, Billy Bragg, Black Heart Procession, Black Sabbath, Boduf Songs, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Boris, Brightblack, Brujeria, Bunkur, Buried Inside, Burning Saviours, Carcass, Carpathian Forest, Cathedral, Cat Power, Circle, Coffins, Dark Ages, Darkthrone, Death Angel, Deathspell Omega, Deicide, Devil Doll, Diamatregon, Dio, Dolly Parton, Draugar, Drudkh, Earth, Electric Wizard, Elliott Smith, Enslaved, Esoteric, Evoken, Exodus, Fleshpress, Funeral, Funeralium, Funeral Mist, Furze, Grails, Great Lake Swimmers, Girlschool, GISM, Goatwhore, Goblin Cock, Graves At Sea, Guitar Wolf, GWAR, Hala Strana, Hank Williams, Hatebeak, Heavy Load, The Hidden Hand, High on Fire, Il Sangue, Immortal, Impaled, Inquisition, Iris DeMent, Iron & Wine, Iron Maiden, John Prine, Judas Priest, Khanate, KISS, King Diamond, Kate Bush, The Knitters, Krisiun, Kyuss, L'Acephale, Le Tigre, Leviathan, Low, Ludicra, Lugubrum, Lurker of Chalice, Malasangre, Manowar, Master's Hammer, Mazzy Star, Meshuggah, Mercyful Fate, the Metallica of yore, Michael Gira, Mi & L'Au, Moonblood, The Moon lay hidden beneath a Cloud, Morbid Angel, Moss, Motorhead, Mournful Congregation, My Shameful, Nachtmystium, Nashville Pussy, Nifelheim, Neurosis, Nick Cave, Nightmare, Nile, Nunslaughter, Oakhelm, Okkervil River, Om, Opeth, Pat Benatar, Patti Smith, Pelican, Pentagram, Place of Skulls, Reverend Bizarre, Root, Royal Trux, The Ruins of Beverast, The Runaways, Saturnus, Satyricon, Shape of Despair, Sigh, Six Organs of Admittance, Skeletonwitch, Slayer, Sleep, Songs:Ohia, Stabat Mater, Stone Bunny, St. Vitus, Sufjan Stevens, Summoning, Sunn O))), Suplecs, Swans, Taake, Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine, Thergothon, Thor, Thorns of the Carrion, Thrones, Tom Petty, Turbonegro, Twilight, Tyranny, Urfaust, Velvet Cacoon, Venom, Warhorse, Watain, Weakling, While Heaven Wept, Winter, Witchcraft, Witchery, Witchtrap, Wolfmangler, Wolves in the Throne Room, Wormphlegm, Worship, Woven Hand, X, Year of No Light
Requiem for a Dream, Pi, The Ice Storm, Fight Club, Drugstore Cowboy, Come Back Little Sheba, The Blue Angel, The Craft, Cruel Intentions, Heathers, A Patch of Blue, Better Off Dead, Say Anything, The Shining, Bring It On, The Name of the Rose, Freaks, Evil Dead II, Deep Cover, Face / Off, Fargo, The Cutting Edge (Don't ask!), The Rapture, Brokeback Mountain, Head-On
Anything marketed to teenage girls. Other people's drama is always better than one's own. And the prettier and richer they are, the more I like the show. All hail The O.C.
Perfume, Everything is Illuminated, Lords of Chaos, Promiscuity, Choke, Geek Love, A Density of Souls, The Basic Eight, Christiane F., Drinking: A Love Story, Prozac Nation, It Was Gonna Be Like Paris, anything by Charles Bukowski, David Sedaris, Dennis Cooper, Brett Easton Ellis, Poppy Z Brite, 'True Crime'