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Garen

Isn't your mother a well known whore?

About Me

Zealous metalhead, former uberstoner, misanthrope, history major, world's biggest beer-snob. I don't really take anything seriously, especially myself. I am often accused of being insane and/or foreign, both of which are only partially true.
AOL IM: fleischbrenner
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My Interests

Metal, history, pissing people off, hiking, hefeweizen, travel, politics, yelling at inanimate objects

I'd like to meet:

Metallers, nutty people, anyone else who deviates from the norm enough for me to find them interesting.

Music:

Metal (any type but what MTV dinks call metal) Candlemass, Darkthrone, Manowar, Dismember, Nifelheim, Trouble, Sadus, Desaster, Bathory, King Diamond, Manilla Road, Mercyful Fate, Asphyx, Bolt Thrower, Massacra, Fleshcrawl, Death, Kreator, Protector, Living Death, Massacre, Beherit, Destruction, Dark Funeral, Mithotyn, Evoke, Carnage, Agent Steel, Hirax, Cirith Ungol, Cathedral, Vader, Heathen, Pagan Rites, Satan, Sabbat, Noctuary, Zemial, The Lord Weird Slough Feg, Unleashed, Abattoir, Iron Angel, Possessed, Over Kill, Blasphemy, Burzum, Cadaver, Treblinka, Tiamat, Negura Bunget, Oz, Einherjer, Abigail, Voivod, Destruction, At the Gates, Iron Maiden, Metal Church, Atheist, Black Sabbath, Obituary, Dio, Grave, Mysticum, Forbidden, Orodruin, Megadeth, Onslaught, Sacrilege, Mystifier, Danzig, Amon Amarth, Bewitched ..

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, A Clockwork Orange, Halloween, Starwars IV-VI, Groundhog Day, Dune

Television:


Books:

1984, The Exorcist, Legion, Heart of Darkness, American Psycho

Heroes:

Ted Kaczynski, Pinochet, Pol Pot, Walt Disney

My Blog

Trip report

Ok, so I've been gone for about a month now, and still haven bothered to post. Anyway, went to England first for 3 days, killed about 10 grams of hash between me and my uncle. Next was Ireland, most...
Posted by Garen on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:22:00 PST

Horrific voyage

Finally in England!  Anyone who has been following the comedy of errors that is this trip knows I already had a hell of a time getting on a plane here, but my problems didn't stop there.  I ...
Posted by Garen on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:52:00 PST

My rant on illegal immigration

I'm sick of all these anti-mexican bulletins every closet racist on my list has been posting. If you're SO concerned about the drain that illegal immigrants are supposedly putting onto the economy by ...
Posted by Garen on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:34:00 PST

Finalized Europe plans...

6/23-6/30: England6/30 - 7/11: Ireland7/11 - 7/18: Germany (Hamburg area)7/18 - 7/30: Finland7/30 - 8/6: Germany (Hamburg area)8/6 - 8/14: Germany (Former East Bloc, Weimar/Dresden)8/14-8-21: Germany ...
Posted by Garen on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:53:00 PST

I'm going to Euope, fuck you!!! (Part II)

Mwahahaha, just got my plane tickets! Flying out June 22nd to London and returning from Frankfurt August 13th. No other definite plans, but I'll be in England the last week of March, probably Irelan...
Posted by Garen on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:09:00 PST

Mission accomplished!!


Posted by Garen on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:54:00 PST

Welcome (back) to hell

Due to an intense desire to save money for Europe this summer, and school being back in session, I've decided to quit drinking for a few months. This means I'll most likely be less social, more coher...
Posted by Garen on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:09:00 PST

Stuff that pisses me off (part I)

- People who stand around in high-traffic pedestrian areas. I'm sick of saying "excuse me", especially since I get that goddamn "you asshole" look from the offender at least half the time. I think i...
Posted by Garen on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:19:00 PST

5 weeks of debauchery being now!

Hell yes! Time for much drinking, metal, and probably boredom. If you're readin' this, you're probably bored too. Come to SF and get drunk with me, damnit!
Posted by Garen on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:24:00 PST

I'm going to Euope, fuck you!!!

And will be seeing: Candlemass Desaster Accept (w/Udo) Rotting Christ Waylander Bloodbath Dissection Count Raven Finntroll Gorefest Kreator Marduk Metal Church Naglfar Obituary Over Ki...
Posted by Garen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST