My name is Yogi Bear. I go by Yogi and its many variations. I am a schipperkee with black hair and brown eyes. I work out regularly and I'm what some would call strikingly handsome. I am a fun-loving, personable member of the canine persuasion and I love things that smell rotten. I like to romp around the yard, either at home or at work, and I absolutely LOVE terrorizing the neighbor population. I have two sisters, a mom, and a dad, then their extended family. They all love me, even though I did bite Grandma once. She deserved it though because she was instigating. My best friend in the whole world is Dad's friend Larry Jones, he just doesn't like to hang out a lot. I really don't know why. Perhaps he is intimidated by my highly esteemed social grace or my addictive personality. I eat cat poop then kiss my family like I've done nothing. I get quite the kick out this habit. I'm a very likable dog and you'd have to be a moron to disregard my friendship. All in all, I'm quite the big deal and it is time you come to realize this.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Yogi
Birthday: September 15
Birthplace: Chesapeake
Current Location: Chesapeake
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: About 2'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Schipperkee
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot!
Your Weakness: Morning Breath
Your Fears: Tape Measure, Toilet Snake
Your Perfect Pizza: One I Get To Eat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Jump On Kitchen Counter
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I Don't Do IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Food..Food..Food
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything About Me Is So SEXY
Your Bedtime: Whenever Mom Goes To Bed
Your Most Missed Memory: Biting People
Pepsi or Coke: Whatever They Give Me
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both Have Meat
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Ocasionally
Do you Sing: Yes, Often
Do you Shower Daily: I Bathe About Once A Week
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already Graduated
Do you want to get Married: Already Married
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Please
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Mostly, When I Get My Way
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Every Night Darling
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not A Whole Box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Happy and Sexy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sexy
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: White
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Taller
Weight: 70 and Below
Best Clothing Style: Shaved
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: CD?
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Absolutely Nothing
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