< Lauren >

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect & I don't have to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."
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“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”
::: The Basics :::
BORN AS : Lauren Alethea
KNOWN AS : Lauren.... and Mom :D
SEX : no thanks
TOOK FIRST BREATH : December 21, 1989!
LOCATED : the 7/5/7 - it's whack here
STACKIN ENDS : "i don't want to make money, i just want to be wonderful."
STATUS : chillen.<3
SMOKES : newports..
SMELLS LIKE : spit up. haha.
PERSONALITY : disappeared.
PET PEEVE : wasting time
MYSPACE : whore.
SUGGESTION : keep my name out of your mouth.
"It's woman's spirit and mood a man has to stimulate in order to make sex interesting. The real lover is the man who can thrill you by touching your head or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space"
"Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Virginia girls, we have fire AND ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, drink with the boys, and all the while, making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it."
"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.."
::: The Girl :::
i am lauren the almighty, and i am a superhero.
"I want my name not, not said but screamed
I went from fantasies to dreams,
from dreams to bigger things"
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
"A wise girl knows her limits. But I know that I have none."
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them anyway."
:: Random ::
im lauren
i'm pretty much your average superhero
id rather be wearing sweatpants than stilettos
i have an awesome son named Nikolas
i call him Niko
if you can cook it in the microwave, i'll totally eat it
i'm pretty easy going
my siblings are my best friends
i AM the sunshine on a cloudy day
i can't wait to fall in love
i drink milk by the gallon
you only meet a once in a lifetime friend once in a lifetime
i'm constantly going to shows w/ my sisters
and wherever we're at || EVERYONE knows we're there =)
er, well, used to.... now i go to sleep at 9, lol.
my socks hardly ever match
but that's just because i'm cool
i'd yank my fucking teeth before i'd ever bite my tongue i'm beyond clumsy, it's almost kind of sad sometimes
i'll sing at the top of my lungs no matter where i am
don't like it? plug your ears.
there's nothing better than laying in bed all day with a friend
listening to music while you take bongrips & discuss world domination
sometimes i feel like i'm thirty
sometimes i act like i'm three
...deal with it, i'm usually pretty amusing
i hate when people make their space's private - it makes mystalking much more difficult. haha
i'm a smartass, and i wouldn't have it any other way
i love talking to total strangers
& freakin' BUBBLES!
my little sister walks on my back
i give the best backrubs
i'll never cut my hair
you can always count your real friends on one hand
say what you mean ; mean what you say
i don't stress people who talk shit behind my back
that just makes me two steps ahead in the game
the volcano is THE best ride @ kings dominion. period.
my bed is shwizzlett.
i have like 8 pillows
malibu rum and peach iced tea was a good idea
i hate when people spell "cool" "kool"
or "color" "colour". god that's so annoying
odds are you'll never see me without one of my relatives
it's not because i don't have friends - it's just that they're cooler than them. haha<>BR> mmm, icy cold mountain dew
extra long lunch breaks with krista are totally kickass
random turtle facts are a total necessity in life =)
go ahead, ask me for one
acidtrips on elevated couches wrapped in christmas lights with your buddies are the best!
aw, danny & tommy <3
completely unplanned beach parties rock
especially with a bunch of random people you just met at jewma's
i know what i like, and i know what i don't like
i'm usually pretty straightforward,
but i hate being mean
i love to make people chuckle
have at least four good laughs a day
and eat xanax whenever possible
i treat every single day like a new life
"what are you gonna remember 10 years from now?!?!"
your mom.
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. Love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and remember everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised it'd all be worth it.
"judge me
&& i'll prove you wrong
tell me what to do,
&& i'll tell you off
say i'm not worth it
&& WATCH where i end up
call me a bitch
&& i'll show you one.
fuck me over
&& i'll fuck you twice as hard
you can call me Crazy,
&& you really have no idea."
"I want to grow old without facelifts... I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I've made. Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you.."