Welcome to my evil space! I am the evil side of mild mannered "Mouse" the Cat. As the Evil Mr. Whiskers, I am the ruler of my universe and all that lives within it. I own a couple of humans who obey my every wish and command. When I speak, they step and fetch...I will not be ignored! I have trained my humans quite well and they have learned quickly that I will not tolerate being treated like an ordinary house cat...none of that cheap canned crap food for me...only the finest white-meat chicken breast will do. My water is purely distilled and filtered and served in stainless steel to keep it cool. Only the best for the best. I should probably mention that I was unfortunately neutered at an early age and have never reproduced; making me the only of my kind. So all of you pussy-cats out there hoping to get a piece of Mr. Whiskers...well, you are out of luck...but maybe we can still be friends. I said maybe
