Stephen T.

BRING ON TRAINING CAMP IN JACKSON
I'm a pretty ...HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? OH GOD, Did you SEE that thing? Man, that was weird.... random and have been known to bust out in song from time to time. And because of this, I think that's why I've recently developed a love for horrible karaoke.
I am honest. Too honest.
Word of advice: If Billy Joel offers you a ride in his car, say NO.
I hate having to explain myself, so do try to keep up. Jerk.
I ALWAYS forget to zip my pants up after I go to the bathroom.
I also put the windows down while I'm driving and let the air style my hair.
I'm analytical by nature as well as very observant. I pick up on the subtle signs.
I really hate it when people can't spell "subtle".
Also, everyone that is in my friends list I actually really know them. Except that Tom douchebag. Look at him... sitting there.... smiling... plotting... waiting....
PS: I don't mind adding you as a friend, just so long as you message me and tell me how I know you. And if you want to also include your Social Security Number or any credit card numbers, well, I'll leave that up to your discretion.