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About Me


Silently moving through the thick musty air, I make my way towards my goal. the area is well lit, and I cannot hope to stay there very long. As I climb a solid brick wall using little more than a drainage pipe as the sticking point, I think of nothing other than the prize ahead. that one sweet spot, the area in which I can create something. An eye catcher, something to draw the attention of everyone who passes. And they will know. Know exactly who has done this work, and then ponder "just how the fuck did that kid get up there? and as they ponder, they stare at their overweight midsection, the shackle and chain that keeps all good people grounded. I am not grounded, I am in a liquid state without the effects of gravity to hold me to this container that is life. Nor am I good, to them I am the epitome of evil, far worse than rapists and murderers. I am a vandal, but before one attaches the adjective of mere to that title in an effort to downplay any consequences I might draw to myself, let me interrupt. I am not mere, or meager. I am a massive moving force that is silent, unseen, and unfelt. It is only the aftermath of my work that is noticed, like a catalytic converter for the human race. My messages speak without sound, and prove points without making any of its own. Reboot your system, drop all current leases, erase everything you ever thought was fact. And start fresh, without any partitions to confine you or put you in your place. FORMAT

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

She speaks, the tones of the heavens reflecting and reverberating throughout the now hollow cavern where my mind once sat. her eyes penetrate straight through my skull, like the final mercy kill shot from a hunters rifle. as if it were truly necessary, the stare continues for what seems like an eternity, until I am no longer a man, no longer of flesh and bone, but now a mere figment of her imagination, some small rubber band that she twiddles in her fingers, or uses to hold her hair up when she gets out of the shower. Warm, wet, and steaming, its this very stare that crushes the being of every mere mortal that gets caught in it for too long, and by now, it not only has destroyed all of the softer tissues of my being, but sets forth to crush even the hardest of boney matter in me. The words used to describe her are pathetic at best, the tip of an iceberg so massive and overbearing that ten million Titanics would sooner be crushed and sunk to the depths of my soul before I could think of something merely adequate to say. And then, as soon as she turns to leave, my mind and everything tangible in me reappears, as if it were never gone. But it is too late, far too retarded to be of any use. My mouth slightly mumbles, without a sound, like the lip of an ancient man who cannot utter a sound. Too much tobacco has silenced him, and now his lip quivers. Quivers and quells exactly the way my entire body does when I realize what I let pass me by.
My Turn Offs:
Yelling loudly over all the other patrons of this same restaurant of life, she rationalizes that if she cannot be the most interesting, or most intelligent, she can at least be so overbearing and eardrum splitting that at least she can drown out the words and maybe even the thoughts of the many who are better than she. she takes a drag or a shot between every freight train of sound that pours from her coffee stained rot of a grill, a cowcatcher, the rusted iron still standing somehow, after all the abuse it has been put through. Or isnt it self abuse, considering the amount of torture this woman has forced her body to endure, that one thing she should hold sacred above all. Yet she thinks that it is something to be bought and sold, traded, or bartered to whomever she can pawn it off to. She thinks that with each time she does this that she gains. Truly instead of adding it all up at the end of the day, she is actually subtracting this from the being she should be, or at the very least could have been. And not potential, a word such as that is a pittance when compared to all that she has given up in this callow attempt to be noticed. The proof is in the pudding. Are you?

Where I Want to Be:

The Transformers
Optimus Prime

Soundwave

Bumblebee

Shockwave

Lil Brother

BJ

Running Crew

Sega Benesis

Theodore Smythe

Frosted Blakes

Hopie

Skippy

Briangle

John Paul

The Hunt for Red Miketober

Baton Rouge Crew

marcos.. the freshmaker

Tits Mcgee

Deneezy

Bandana Face

Bird

Mr. Fabulous

The Running Man

The Idolist

Shockerella

Red Jen

Ash

Nikki

The Bourg

Affiliations

5 Minute Oil Gang

Eight Bit Anatomy

TONE

Leprechaun Leprechaun

Everybody Else

My Blog

thedirty.com

Optimus vs. Thedirtyhaters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, i dont even want, none of the above. i want to piss on you. yes i do ill piss on you, ill pee on you.just wanna say thanks to the passive aggr...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:54:00 GMT

Craigslist: Missed Connection 2 "The Superdome Edition"

I got home from work this evening to an AIM message from a high school flame, Jenny, that said "good job on the missed connection yesterday!" and im thinking to myself i havent had a missed connection...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:17:00 GMT

My life is complete. im on FARK.com

i say to myself "Raybot, you done accomplished something with your life." i especially love the comment about my ego getting bigger. thanks anonymous locals that know me and said all those things abou...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:54:00 GMT

HOLY CRAP I MADE IT ON DIGG.COM

http://digg.com/football/Master_Chief_And_Optimus_Prime_Are_ Saints_Fanboys hahaha! little do they know that its only ONE fanboy and not two!
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:57:00 GMT

Bloggers take a few cracks at Optimus Saint

Gambit and Geekologie got a hold of some pics, and went to town. a lot of it is hilarious. Its like the comments some of the jokers on SR.com make, only with bad language (on geekologie anyway). Gambi...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:19:00 GMT

Sports Illustrated Fan of the Week!!! (week 5)

In 2006 i was Fan of the Week for the regular season finale, and now im back! Sports Illustrated loves the Optimus suit im guessing, cause Master Chief never made it in 2007. My picture is the Gallery...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:23:00 GMT

Optimus Saint in Antigravity Magazine!

I did an interview with Antigravity Magazine the week before the Broncos game, and you'd think i was a psychic. i said Grammatica was overrated just because he was perfect on field goals with this tea...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:01:00 GMT

OptimuSaint in the dome

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Saints stomp the 49ers

If you know me, you know how much i despise the 49ers. if you really, really know me, you know why. if not, then look a little deeper into the hole where my brain should be and you'll see. My first ev...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:39:00 GMT

you havent made it until you have a missed connection on craigslist

Mel Case has a million of them, but shes a goddess walking the streets of NOLA, so its to be expected. I, on the other hand, am merely a skinny white guy who thinks hes a robot and wears black and gol...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 19:38:00 GMT