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Anyone who bleeds Purple and Gold... but you must take the Tiger Oath
TIGER OATH
I ________________ solemnly swear to do the following to ensure that I remain a member of the most passionate, intimidating, and sometimes scary fan base known to man. I agree to DO the following:
1. I will always cheer for LSU in sound levels that would make a banshee proud....and deaf. I will agree to do this whether in Tiger Stadium, at an opposing stadium, in front of a TV, at a bar/restaurant, or at a friend's/family member's wedding/funeral with strategically placed ear phones.
2. I will wear purple and gold to games. I will NOT, however, under any circumstances wear purple and gold camouflage overalls, pants, or hats.....EVER. (You do indeed still have to wear pants, I'm talking to you, Livingston Parish!)
3. Speaking of not wearing camouflage overalls, don't wear overalls at all. If that's all you own, you might need to examine the fact that you might be a Mississippi St. fan or a member of Dexy's Midnight Runners.
4. I will continue to tailgate in a way that is representative of my school's perennial National Champions of Tailgating title. This means good food, good music, lots of alcohol, and great people.
5. When tailgating, I will not devote more time to the centerpiece than I do for preparing food. If this is the case, I might as well become an Ole Miss fan. They are big believers of style without substance.
6.. I will invite visiting fans to our tailgate spot and give them a hard time before taking them in as one of our own, feeding them, and getting them drunk.
7. I will NOT act in a way that promotes the negative stereotype that LSU has bad fans.
8. I will NOT boo our players while at games. I can boo college coaches and NFL players and coaches but NOT college kids. Remember, if they don't receive a paycheck, I can't boo them. I can, however, boo Alabama and Tennessee players because they all get paid.
9. I will not leave a game before the 5 min. mark in the 4th qtr unless LSU is up by 21 or more, and I/someone with me is: vomiting, bleeding, and/or stricken with hysterical blindness. Beating traffic is not a viable excuse until I reach age 80.
10. I will continue to believe that Mike the Tiger's roaring before a game has everything to do with his school spirit and nothing to do with a human in a tiger costume that Mike can't stand. (*ahem* ignore this part... I'm cute and fuzzy)
11. I will stop trying to start a wave. Waves are for soccer or Tulane fans.
12. I will cheer for our team on offense but only when the play is over, the team needs to be able to hear when in the huddle and when lining up for the snap. On defense, I will constantly scream at the top of my lungs, like a nine year old running from Neverland Ranch.
STRRIIIIINNNNGG MUSIC!
Information on LSU MySpace Templates
I have gotten a lot of recent questions concerning my profile and how I got my background and everything set up on it. I don't remember too much on the code because I did it a long time ago but here's the information that I do have.
I made the background myself in Adobe Photoshop because I wanted something truly unique and original. If you know how to use programs you can easily make your own background image like I did. PLEASE DO NOT USE MINE! MOST OF THE IMAGES USED IN THIS PROFILE ARE COPYWRITTEN. DO NOT DOWNLOAD OR USE. I WILL PURSUE DELETION FROM YOUR IMAGE HOSTING COMPANY AND/OR MYSPACE IF YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE. It took a very long time to do and I did want it to be ORIGINAL.
With that said, I'd be more than happy to point you in the direction of some stuff you could download to put as your background. Keep in mind you'll have to host any image you use, downloaded or created by you, yourself on a photobucket (or similar) account. www.photobucket.com
Go to the Multimedia section of www.lsusports.net. The wallpapers are the last link on that menu. You can also check out the Posters section (also under Multimedia)
LSU.edu has some wallpaper images for download... http://www.lsu.edu/now/downloads/
You can also change your colors and get the code to set the background image using a Myspace profile generator... like the one at http://www.mygen.co.uk/
I hope this information helps everyone. And if anyone has any other suggestions just sent them to me so I can pass it along to any LSU fan wanting to know.
Geaux Tigers!
Mike the Tiger
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