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Dr. Wayne Sausa:ge [RZP/SFR]

EY!!!WUTDEHHEAO!! yeao stewring reel on wong cyde!!!

About Me

-DOWN SINCE DAY ONE-
what is there to know about me??im thee :iLL dR.eMoHaWk:, im just one sexy beast no matter what!!!;p), im a NINJA!!!, very stupid at times, half the time people never understand what i say, i :heart: leg locking entertainment professionals, i support single moms and struggling college co-eds that are professional dancers, envied by few and hated by all, a conversation with a hot chick is half the battle, i didnt know that at safeway if you buy two gallons of milk... it is cheaper instead of one, im not a college bound kid like everybody and their moms, i like milf mamas, i fart all the time, i have too many phuckn nicknames, im rebellious, im a prick cuz im honest, my agression is taken out on destroying things i know is not going to be replaced, doing things to piss off people in general, i hate lying beacause it doesnt get you nowhere fast, i really dont ask much from people ....just respect for who i am and what i do, im a very good listener unless its really important, i think i might be getting fat, hot girls with tattoo's fuckn rock, some people say i look mad all the time but im not cuz it comes from me diddy, always very evil and OMFG!! YESSSS I FUCKN ROCK ALL THE TIME!!!!!.....you can never replace or duplicate a Waynee, cuz theys bees only ONE!!!.... my mind is not normal to most people so deal with the way i think and say things the way i say it....i have piercings on my right nose, left lip, labret, both ear lobes streched to a 2gauge an' a 10gauge and misc ear piercings!!!im very open-minded, always loud, mostly shy when it comes to girls, too honest, always horny, ruthless24/7,influencing stupidity to others and a freak of nature!!!....yes i do drink beer and all that liquorerrr shiet!!!i like to work hard most of the time to make a living on what i do if you dont know what my daily grind is....i like to sell myself on the corner by my work holding up a sign that says "will fix your honda for some change" or "Need metal to weld to gain some fame".....i enjoy meeting new people and hanging out with friends....ok i had this profile for too dam long!!! obviously im not that great if i dont have any profile views that exceed over a million hits...maybe i should become a model or a pornstar or a musican or all the above...but i have a job that makes me famous enough to locals only...i want international status BITCH!!!!HAHAHAHAHAA!!!give me a million hits HOES!!!i anit even really serious about this space or what ever you want to call it.....so hollerrr at me if you down to kick it or do whatever we's not supposed to do !! im sofa king horn e all the time!!!*lol*....send me a message if you want to know more distrubing information about me!!!LINDSEY LOHAN!!!

My Interests

I :HEART: MY HONDA!!! Girls, cool people, tattoo's, body piercing's, my xbox360, Go-Karting, car test dummy, Road Racin',turn key engineer, Drag Racin', erotic dancing for jdm parts, skateboarding, a womans reigon, girls that FAKE ORGASAMS during sex, riding in shopping carts, long romantic beach walks and blowing up fireworks, destroying cars, candlelight scented dinners, burning gas driving hwy 9, enduring pain for a laugh, more girls, metal engineering, girls on trampolines, checking my myspace profile to kill some time, girls with yoga balls, West Coast Chopper bikes, a Sexy time with a woman, collecting adult videos, RHD cars and meeting YOU!!!!;0)

I'd like to meet:

Must fill out an application and will be reviewed by a one man panel for processing....an interview will follow during the submitting of the application.WARNING!!!IF YOU HAVE READ THIS SECTION, PLEASE PROCEED FURTHER WITHOUT NOTICE!!!;p)

Music:

music that makes your ears bleed and makes you do things that your not supposed to do!!!=p)

Movies:

just ask me.... which movie theater or adult movie rental place you want to go to???!!!;P)

Television:

Television suckz!!!i rarely watch T.V.!!!!

Books:

Honda Motor Co. Service Manuals and magazines that makes my day job FUCKN FAMOUS!!!!

Heroes:

to be determined!!!!!dont cry if you anit on this list!!!!