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Leann

Dip me in CHOCOLATE & throw me to the lesbians!!!!

About Me

Easy now to everyone out there reading or browsing, I haven't a clue how this works so bear with me while I sort it, I need to get some photos and some tunes on it and style it out good and proper, Lets get the pimps in!! Well, where do I start, I'm 26, love going out and gettin fucked up wi my mates! BIG UP TO THE 11 MANOR ROW POSSEEEEE ha ha you set of lunatics LOVE YOU ALL!!! I'm at college on a wednesday and I work the rest of the week for an emergency care line in town. I love all my mates and most of all I love my gorgeous neice Macie-moo-moo!!! she is a diamond!!! proper little CHARVA!!! I love my 4 cats as well, they are Lilac Point Siamese, theres sexy lexy LEXUS, long legs Hamish, fat man Henry the 8th and old man Cesar.


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Leann
Birthday: 19th October
Birthplace: Bradford St Lukes oi oi
Current Location: Can't say
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Depends what month it is
Height: 5.4"ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what it is that I'm doing
Your Heritage: English of course
The Shoes You Wore Today: white Timberlands then turqoise flip flops
Your Weakness: smoking, Stella & whiskey
Your Fears: Nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat feast with EXTRA meat please
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it to the new year alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "ha ha" and "innit"
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck sake it's Monday!
Your Best Physical Feature: probably my hair, my nails & my dimples (don't ask)
Your Bedtime: what about it??
Your Most Missed Memory: I've got a shit memory so I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: weighing ma brain.....!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: any but Burger King fries are better
Single or Group Dates: dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: do they contain whiskey?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee (irish of course)
Do you Smoke: Oh yes
Do you Swear: Never
Do you Sing: I try
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm at college now
Do you want to get Married: I don't know yet
Do you belive in yourself: someone has to
&..39;Do you get Motion Sickness:' so I've been told yes - after several pints of wife beater & a few double Bells
Do you think you are Attractive: Course I do
Are you a Health Freak: Not really but I do like fruit & veg anyway
Do you get along with your Parents: yes defo, they are my bestest mates
Do you like Thunderstorms: ohhh yes, Australia has bad boy thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: way way way too much yes
In the past month have you Smoked: enough to power a rocket around the earth x10
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I try to say no but they don't listen
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: If you call White Rose a mall then yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ohh yes!!! but only the crap stuff from Asda
In the past month have you been on Stage: if you call dancing on a platform in a club in Brid on a recent hen do with yer tits out then YES!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: YES THE WANKER!!! HOW RUDE!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO BUT ASK ME NEXT MONTH
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO!!! that's illegal!!!
Ever been Drunk: wasted, plastered, wankered, highly intoxicated, trolleyed YES YES YES never drunk tho
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: never
Ever Shoplifted: yes (mum it was years ago)
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy & in Australia
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia (again)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/blue/brown
Favourite Hair Color: No hair please - prefer baldies
Short or Long Hair: NONE
Height: taller than me
Weight: heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: Y3, addidas, Stone Island, Paul & Shark, anything that looks good on him
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough to put Tony Montanna to shame probably
Number of CDs I own: 150+??? never counted
Number of Piercings: ears & belly button
Number of Tattoos: 10, legs, hand, belly, between shoulders & lower back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing at all!!!!
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My Interests

Smoking, drinking, chatting, sex, drugs & rock & roll, I'd love to say I go to the gym etc but I just can't be arsed with all that shit!! fuck getting all hot & sweaty & stinkin! Imagine workin out at the gym & some fit bloke is checking you out and you've got sweat patches the size of the atlantic!! nah mate fuck that!

I'd like to meet:

Bob Marley (RIP) Pablo Escobar(RIP) Mark Brandon Read (Chopper) Danny Dyer (Phwarrrr, fuck me sideways)!!!! Lee Evans, Ant & Dec would be a right laugh out on the piss!! I'd love to walk in the forresters with all the lads from Jackass or Johhny Vegas ha ha ha FUNNY. I'd also like to meet Paris Hilton cos she'd get a wife beater pint glass stuck straight in her face the fucking slut!!!! I'd also like to meet all those people you meet on holiday and take their numbers and promise you will "catch up back over here" and you never do. Just to see what they're all upto now.... that's it for now.... oh and VIN DEISEL...and Bruce Willis that's it XXX

Music:

Reggae (Bob Marley (love ya) Gregory Iisacs, Pete Tosh, Buju, Beres Hammond, Capleton, Toots & the Mytals, Lady Saw, Tanya Stephens & the likes) Lovers Rock, SKA SKA SKA!! Soca, dancehall, UB40!!! BASSLINE!!! 4X4, Anything really that's got a good bounce to it!!! I also like a bit of rock & roll 50's style and blues, my dads in a Rock & Roll bank and plays the Saxaphone so it's what I've been brought up on.

Movies:

This is England...The Wanderers...Football Factory...The Business.....Anything with Danny Dyer in....We Were Soldiers...RomperStomper...LockStock...Krays...Blow...Catch me if you can...Scarface-hmm wonder why anyone likes that film!!- Chopper...Scum...Last Samurai...Amazonia (an old film based on a true story)...Saw I...Saw II...Saw III...Texas chainsaw Masscre...Texas Chainsaw Masscre the Beginning...American History X...erm... quite like anything that's gory and has you gripping the edge of your seat with your bum cheeks!

Television:

Shameless, Eastenders, Corrie, Love Ray Mears, Wife Swap, How Clean is your House, Jeremy Kyle, Big Bro, Shipwrecked, Castaway, I'm into my documentaries about the Earth, David Attenborough is a God! Planet Earth was amazing!!! Grand Designs, anything that shows people buying property & doing it up. Gordon Ramseys 'F' Word (the sexy bastard) The scars do it for me!!! ha ha

Books:

Chopper (got the full set of 12!!!) true life crime stuff, once read about the Yorkshire Ripper & it was good. I've read The Guv'nor (about the bare knuckle fighter Lenny McLean) and Roy "Pretty Boy" Shaw, wicked books. I also read a book about the rise and fall of Pablo Escobar - the most amazing thing I've read - ever!!!!

Heroes:

My mum & dad, Bob Marley, Mark Brandon Read (Chopper) & Pablo Escobar
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