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Terry and Kerry McAfee

Twins rule!

About Me

"Two pairs of private eyes are better than one!"
Scumbags, take notice:
We've kicked the butts of prescription drug runners, Russian mobsters, bully bikers, unscrupulous plastic surgeons, fang-manufacturing dentists, alien cultists, has-been actresses, blood-swilling vampires, Yemeni hijackers, slimy Hollywood producers, and murderers of rich old ladies in Beverly Hills.
You think we're afraid of YOU?!

My Interests



Watch Ester Goldberg, Spokesdiva for The Mangler of Malibu Canyon!
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Click HERE to win a FREE BOOK!
See Ester on The Butcher of Beverly Hills HERE!
See Ester on The Vampire of Venice Beach HERE!
Other interests:
Fighting the good fight.
Our company: DOUBLE INDEMNITY INVESTIGATIONS.
We love our hot pink Harley Davidson Softail.
We couldn't live without our canine colleagues: Muffy the pug and Paquito the Pomerian.

I'd like to meet:


Got a creep you want nailed?
Look no further than Double Indemnity Investigations!
Contact: [email protected].

Books:

Read about our incredible adventures in these books from Doubleday/Broadway:


The Butcher of Beverly Hills: A Memoir
"Who is bumping off the rich widows of Beverly Hills?"
Order today!


The Mangler of Malibu Canyon: A Memoir
"Someone in Malibu is murdering hot blondes. Who better to solve the crime than two hot redheads?"
Order today!


The Vampire of Venice Beach: A Memoir
"Who is killing the undead of Venice Beach?"
Preorder today!

(Note: The publisher changed the titles from "memoirs" to "novels" because of that asshole James Frey. But we swear every word is true!)


Heroes:


Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Laura Croft, Wonder Woman, Police Woman, Cat Woman, Miss Marple

My Blog

The Vampire's Coming to Town!

Hi friends and fiends,     It's just what you've been waiting for& The Vampire is coming to town March 27th, 2007! Here's what Publishers Weekly had to say: Harley-riding...
Posted by Terry and Kerry McAfee on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST

Make the world a safer place...Hire the McAfee Twins!

Things are slow ever since we wrapped up our last case in the vampire community, so we thought we'd sign up to myspace and drum up more business! We'll go anywhere in Los Angeles County to solve ...
Posted by Terry and Kerry McAfee on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:36:00 PST