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Love♠Elisabella♥Barbarella♣

Hired Killer. Eats Love for Breakfast. ..

About Me


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http://www.mediafire.com/?eoylbznmwmc .Trouble (on a squeaky Big Wheel. Likes kindness. And furry things that are still alive. Enjoys terribly behaved good people - Avoids well-behaved terrible people...:Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand. I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see. The longer I live, the more my mind dwells upon the beauty and wonder of the world." - Mother TeresaScott Jackson did the Candyland background for this page and background - Olivia and Jay Scott Pike did many of the pin ups, Sas Christian and Natalie Shau, etc...Please Note * If you have a graphic displayed here and want it down, down, down, just let me know, and I'll take it there. I claim no responsibility for having it against your will - I have merely attained it from an outside source. It's my hope to promote many artists and not just the exhaustive glitter art eating up bandwith on Myspace like a rabid cookiemonster.. tyle type="text/css".lastlogin {visibility:hidden;} this was edited with thomas' myspace editor:I created the following five lithographs and made the large canvased photograph after them:
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Hired Killer.
adopt your own snuggly pet! I hear they're whorin' out The Bandit's whole extended family @ Bunny Hero Labs.....Charming. Fujiko's "Virgin Snow," Spicy.: Below chart is by COCONUTLANE for cherrymix
You Are Japanese Food
Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw. What Kind of Food Are You? This was edited with Thomas' Myspace Editor
Whats your inner animal?

Raven
Dark, mysterious, independent, intelligent

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If you wish to add me, kindly leave me a message before doing so - Exceptions include those that I know and love in real life. (I know, real life - quick! stop thinking!Thank You for compliance (insert eerily robotic stare here). It's because I'd like for you to have read or be able to convincingly feign your having reviewed at least a teeny portion of this page before exposing me to various end of the world bulletins while promoing parties, music, breakfast serial and and cereal murder (That CoCo Puff killer, he's coo-coo!); If you've done this and I'm still not your friend, It may be that 1) I am under an elephant or mailbox or a similar big snuggly thing} 2) In your picture you are wearing teeny terry cloth wristbands, a little visor, or better yet, nothing...or your shirt fell off on your page photo and are deadly serious about the whole affair.. 3) You are posing near / with / on a : boat/car/plane / surgically enhanced woman as though she were a boat/car/plane, or have said cars/women/boats/planes as the sole ingredients of your "top eight" while looking for even more of them..with no sense of irony....In other words, once more...deadly serious about the whole affair. 3) I just haven't seen your request.....yet 4) ...Myspace may not be a perfect system 5)A glitch may have occurred and therefore you should put down your pitchfork and decide against hunting me down....er, please? Down! Ow. My bottom. You didn't listen, did you? 6) You scare me a great deal. 7) You scare me just enough. 8) I might scare you. 9) You were once stinky to me or a loved one or someone who didn't deserve it and you forgot, but I didn't (and therefore you should be terribly, terribly afraid) ... Now for the dull but proprietous credits...First five color ones in right hand column are mine, large white room and television, mine, too...Paparazzi style shots: . are from wireimage, Jaime and Patrick mcmullan, Chance Yeh, Tony, Fernando, Greg Kessler, Film Magick, Vogue, and / or Harper's Bazaar, Steve and more. Countryside pics by Patrick Demarchelier and Tony. Head portrait by name is by my dad, Barry. Black and white bee is by me... heehee, also, the big elf stealing shot...The color-heavy liquid like photographs are my silkscreens. Most of the colorful pictures that I've taken or painted and altered are portraits of friends or were commissioned. *The Fantastic SCOTT JACKSON did the background* Legal Jargon, 'cause I wouldn't last too long in a cage: If you have a graphic displayed here and want it down, down, down let me know, and I'll take it there. I claim no responsibility for having it against your will - I have merely attained it from an outside source. Also, I've done my best to credit whatever's up in the air whenever its feasible.Teeny note to answer a cornucopia of questions at once: Notamodelnotamodelnotamodel. The pics that are here that look like that, such as the main picture, etc.. were either taken by my dad, who photographs and designs and sticks me in ads when feeling lazy, or they were charity catwalks, etc..***...If you need help modeling, you'd probably be better off asking a real one, but good luck all the same! My work is predominantly in geared towards the visual arts and there's a bit of literary non-fiction thrown in. I photograph and illustrate and specialize in portraiture and installations. Once in a blue moon or so, I'll do something for music, film, etc.... for special projects that I believe in and get a kick out of..... language="javascript" src="..request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("...r{}");} ..
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My Interests

Eurotrash. Also, sentence structure. The ridiculous, the sordid, the eccentric, the sexy and the peculiar, the nutty,the truthful, as well as the make believe, the forest and the ocean and when it rains when the sun is out. Wet moss, the ice flecks in frosty sodas....Falling asleep outdoors bathed in sunrises and sunsets. strawberries and cream, Dousing out all pain with music. Visual Arts, quantum physics,illustration,metaphysics,classic homeopathy, dancing, fur creatures that are still alive,looking after people, music, climbing things I'm not supposed to, playing hide and go seek and never, ever getting found, laughing at inopportune moments and not being able to stop, running over smug country club members with their own golf carts and then blaming errant squirrels.

I'd like to meet:

My maker...to ask for my #^W*&@ing instruction booklet back, already! Bob Ross. That should be self-explanatory. Talking squirrels. Etc. Snuggly people. Not stinky or nefarious ones...Though the latter are amusing and bound to show up, anyway. One always finds what they look for in the end. if you look for the shining, snuggly parts in life, you'll come up with them sooner or later, no matter what mites roar their winky little heads up in protest at you while you're at it.. I'd especially like to meet the kind of person that will take two seconds to do this : Click the buttons at the link - it's amazing what you can do - Feed people, save things that grow out of the ground and swing from trees, basically, "save the world one click at a time."
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Music:

my head. against the wall.f()ck. ow! One of these days I'll get back to being in a band again -as I miss them. .. Decider!,The Doleful Lions, Joy division, My darling friend at Celebutante, Stevie Wonder, Autolux, The RAMONES, The Rolling Stones, The Alps, Machine Gun Symphony, Kaiser Chiefs, The Bravery!, Velvet Underground, The Hiss, The Kings of Leon, Squeeze, Blur, Spoon, Lush, AC/DC, The Eels, Herman's Hermit, The Pixies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Velvet Underground, Happy Mondays, Louis XIV, Damion Raison, The Bloodhoung Gang, Dreamburger, Smashing Pumpkins,Buddy Holly,Creedence Clearwater Revival, Franz Ferdinand, Primal Scream, Deep Purple, Edie Brickell and The New Bohemians, Crystal Gayle, The Arcade Fire, Mazzy Star, MGMT, The Flaming Lips, Haans Christian Anderson,Iggy Pop, New Order,The Cars, The Eagles,Lou Reed, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Violent Femmes, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Guns and Roses, The New York Loose,They Might be Giants (well, it's true, they might.), Jimmy Eat World,The Toadies, EMF, The Raconteurs, Diamond Nights, Silverwolf, Daniel Johnston, In Living Color, Radiohead (sigh), Zydeco Music, Crystal Gayle, New Edition, Sinead O'Connor,Spoon,Lush, Viennese Waltzes,Lou Reed, Grace Slick - who's the living end. And host of things that are generally reserved for 14 year old chicks on the way to Six Flags.

(image above by lupin fujiko! sums me up.)

Movies:

Barbarella - Trainspotting - Southland Tales (go see it in the theatres when it comes out!)- The Neverending Story - Metropolis - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Forum - Shock(laugh, you pervert!)- The Lost Boys - Lost in Translation (yes, I'm sure it's your favorite,too) - Fast Times at Ridgemont High & Weird Science (I never mentioned a sense of shame, my friend)- Bedknobs and Broomsticks (the original with Angela Lansbury)- The Ugly Truth...With Tai Li Bond...Watch for it! SAS CHRISTIAN painting of, "Lily,"

Television:

The Bloodhound Gang. 3-2-1 Contact. Home Cooking with Jeff Damhmer. Tests of the Emergency Broadcast System. Man in the Ceiling

Books:

Cuppy's "How to Attract the Wombat," - Most of Nabokov - Carlos Castaneda - Roald Dahl's scary books for grown ups and snuggly ones for small people - Chronicle of a Death Foretold and most Labryinthian works - Most of Ayn Rand - The Little Fur Family (Yes, they are made of fur! And Little. All at the same time. It's riveting, really)- Things that I've written too late at night. I love those the best because they make everyone laugh. Anything vaguely instructional,sordid or bonkers. Try for all three, please - . Research Books!

And in the Grand Tradition of Choose Your Own Adventure Books: Draw your own adventure and leave it as a comment for me!

Heroes:


That Wombat. And Barbarella, Mother Theresa,Grace Slick, Dr. Geisel Suess, MLK, Rob Zombie....can't help it . I HATE scary movies. Utterly despise them. Yet they're uncannily hypnotic. Simply cannot look away. Have watched entire movies through the cracks of my terrified paws. Dr. Hulda Clark, Rife, Kelvin, and Maxwell for their forays into electro therapy. John Waters for spending forever talking to a seven year old about Hairspray. Danny for growing up with me and making sure I made it there... Keithy for being my brother and beautiful Wendy's son. Roald Dahl for the Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Six More. Carlos Castaneda for a Separate Reality. Teddy for being the snuggliest thing alive My father the oddball genius, who taught me to see the beauty in everything - everywhere - in the repulsive - in ....twitch...in Egon Schiele's work. it helped me find beauty in life's many unobviously splendid works my momma for thinking a house was naked without tulips and lemon ice box cakes...and for finding a way to regularly grow nine foot tall tomato plants. my grandmother for letting me run off to Hamel's Dairy amusement park as a little one to sail down the "Log Ride" what felt like every day of summer....Rest her soul this year. Dimos! Because I wouldn't have managed anything without The Dimi. He was my keeper. And Daniel Johnston for being himself - which is one of the most heroic things you can be. And the people who believe that Elvis was (or better yet, IS) a robot, of course.People that don't give up on life, and love and goodness - no matter what things land on them."I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see. The longer I live, the more my mind dwells upon the beauty and wonder of the world.""Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand." - Mother Teresa "Petite Amie," painting by Natalie Shau below, photo of me, but not by me below that - ....
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Surpriiiiiiise (eye roll):
You Are 5 Years Old
You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

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