Business Meetings
Getting bitchy stares from Korean girls, going to jazz clubs ALONE on Friday and Saturday nights(a girl could fix that!), talking like a pirate, Music, Saxophone, Oboe, piano, flute, clarinet, bass, Koreans, Japanese, ETFs, stocks, real estate, Alpha Kappa Psi, Xanga, AIM, Phi Alpha Delta, videogames, NES, outdoor stuff, backpacking, hiking, camping, fishing, skeet shooting, boating, Argyle socks and sweaters, sweater vests, pleated and cuffed slacks, bow-ties, french cuff shirts with cool cuff links, pants braces, sideburns, Final Fantasy Series, golf, skiing, business, guns, knives, swords, lasers, guitars, ninjas, dinosaurs, pirates, dragons, time machines with flux capacitors, cowboy boots, ballroom dancing, white suits, two-toned wingtip shoes,
impersonating Donald Trump,
watching Conan impersonate Trump
New York,
old school album cover art
Hanging out with my family in the backyard while wearing jeans and baby blue Lacoste shirts
Audrey Hepburn
I don't trust people who don't like bow-ties!
If you want to add me as a friend, MESSAGE ME and tell me more about yourself. It's annoying getting requests from weirdos who don't even respond to my messages asking who the hell they are. Also, have your real picture! I'm not going to add you if your picture is of some celebrity who obviously looks better than your real self. I'm not racist, but I hate gray people with "No Picture" tatooed to their chests! My last name is Hachiya by the way.
Dexter Gordon
Lanny Morgan
Chet Baker
Jamie Cullum, Peter Cincotti, Burt Bacharach, George Benson, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Temptations, Barry White, Tupac Shakur, Notorious B.I.G., Old school Snoops, Bone Thugs in Harmony, Michael Buble, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Billy Eckstine, Isaac Hayes, Dan Higgins, Gary Foster, Terry Harrington, Harry Connick Jr., Bob Florence Ltd. Edition, Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie, Cannonball Adderley, Charlie Parker, Paul Desmond, Debussy, Wagner, Mahler, Cole Porter, Jerome Kern, Stephen Sondheim, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Arthur Schwartz, Johnny Mercer, Gershwin Brothers, Khactaturian, Shostakovich, Astor Piazolla, Berlioz, Kurt Weill, Stravinsky, Ravel, Gordon Goodwin's Big Phat Band, Stan Kenton, Bill Holman Band, Coleman Hawkins, Ben Webster, Johnny Cash, John Legend, Sonny Rollins, Lester Young, Pete Christlieb, Bob Cooper, Gerry Mulligan, John Coltrane, Michael Brecker, Clifford Brown, Art Pepper, Eric Marienthal, Phil Woods, Stevie Wonder, Billy Joel, Elton John, Michael McDonald, Ray Charles. Lou Rawls, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holliday, Rickey Woodard, Charles Mingus, Charles Mingus Big Band, Zoot Sims, Al Cohn, Herb Geller, Warne Marsh, Marvin Gaye, The Xylophone Player from Mister Rogers, Chicago Bears 1985
Cactus Chef playing "We Didn't Start the Fire" on Flute
Any movie with Gene Kelly in it (even Xanadu)
Rebel Without a Cause
Rat Pack Movies (Such as the ORIGINAL Ocean's Eleven, not that crappy one with Brad Pitt and George Clooney)
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Godfather Part I and II
Any movie starring the young Audrey Hepburn (namely My Fair Lady, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sabrina, and Funny Face,etc)
Citizen Kane, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Old Boy, Sin City, Patton; The Good, Bad, and the Ugly; Battle Royale, Grease, Singing in the Rain, American in Paris, Anchors Aweigh, Matrix(first one ONLY), Ninja Scroll, Akira, Kevin Smith Movies, Tarantino Movies, Akira Kurosawa films, Bond Movies(Connery and Moore in particular), Empire Strikes Back, On the Town, The Wild One, On The Waterfront, Kubrick films, those old Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers movies (Top Hat, Swing Time), Better Luck Tomorrow, Gladiator, Boondock Saints, Pal Joey, Giant, Revenge of the Nerds I and II, Animal House, Ray, Any movie with Bruce Lee in it, Hitchcock films, Bird: The Charlie Parker Story, 'Round Midnight, The Warriors, Scorsese Movies (Casino, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, New York, Gangs of New York, etc), Any ORIGINAL movie that unfortunately has a crappy remake (Original or Nothing!)
The Apprentice
Conan O'Brien
Playboy After Dark (the old show that Hef used to host and feature cool jazz musicians), Pee Wee's Playhouse, Girls Next Door, American Idol, Beauty and the Geek, Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, SNL, Sopranos, 24, Mad Money with Jim Kramer, Fox News (I don't neccesarily agree with everything), BBC America, So You Think You Can Dance, Dancing with the Stars, Ugly Betty, The O.C., Lost, Fist of the North Star (that old 80's anime series where the main character can make a guy's head explode simply by punching him)
Think and Grow Rich, anything by Jim Rohn, John C. Maxwell, American Psycho, Kung Fu High School, Bringing Down the House, I'm Don't Mean to Be Rude But...by Simon Cowell,Rich Dad Poor Dad, any book written by Robert Kiyosaki, Let's Get Lost-Chet Baker, Count of Monte Cristo, A Random Walk Down Wall Street, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, The Miles Davis Autobiography, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Musashi, The Last Lion: Winston Spencer Churchill, Any book written by Donald Trump
Donald Trump and Simon Cowell
Janet Megumi Hamada
Christopher Lee
Hugh Hefner
Elder family members, Ronald Reagan, Theodore Rooselvelt, Winston Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, JFK, Bill Clinton(not his tax policy), Warren Buffett, Robert Kiyosaki, Charlie Parker, Lanny Morgan, Eric Marienthal, Chet Baker, Conan O'Brien, James Dean, Audrey Hepburn, Gregory Peck, Roger Moore, Sean Connery, Marlon Brando, Peter O'Toole, Orson Wells, Cary Grant, Humphrey Bogart, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford, Gene Kelly, Raj Bhakta, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Sonny Chiba, Toshiro Mifune, "Beat" Takeshi Kitano, Jim Rohn, John C. Maxwell, Alex Keaton from Family Ties
Alpha Kappa Psi Academy Class 2005