Incurable smart ass with a little bit of a conscience; true believer in "you judge someone by what they do, not what they say they will do" ; try to keep my karma as clean possible; admire those who can truly say they've accomplished something; considered by my friends to be polite & kind, but don't fuck with me/mine or I'll rip your fuckin' head off; smart, but not a genius; spiritual without being dogmatic.
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"remember, your outward behavior is the truth, whereas your inner perception of your behavior is often an illusion."
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girls are like songs... each one different and you play 'em all. then you find that special one and you play her over and over again... and it still sounds great!
PLEASE READ: i'm pretty much a straight-to-the-point kinda person. with that said, if you see something here and you think it pertains to you, make sure you see your name referenced... cuz if your name isn't attached to it or stated along with it (like a blog i had a while ago) then it has nothing to do with anyone in particular. also, i play my songs to fit my mood for the day... be it happy, sad, bummed, angry, ecstatic, reminiscent, what the fuck ever. further, i'm in the fucking music industry so i hear a ton of music that i like and i'll put it up as i see fit. i don't believe in hidden or cryptic messages... tried that once and it just gives me the sense of not having a backbone. say what you want or shut the fuck up.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- THE SURVEY
Name Terry or Terrence Michael or Asshole
Birthday July 10
Birthplace a manger. what??? everytime i'm with a girl she screams out "oh god... oh god...", sooo...........
Current Location somewhere between heaven and hell
Eye Color blue
Hair Color blonde
Height 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed oh, i like touching girls with both hands
Your Heritage irish, german, scotch and english... by way of canada
The Shoes You Wore Today black docs
Your Weakness 36-24-36
Your Fears anything hurting those i love
Your Perfect Pizza thick crust canadian bacon and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year 36-24-36 ;)
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messanger :D
Thoughts First Waking Up 36-24-36
Your Best Physical Feature smile, shoulders, chest
Your Bedtime 11 p.m. - 12 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory how my life was about 8 years ago
Pepsi or Coke i like to splash my jack with a little coke
MacDonalds or Burger King ughhh... wahoos
Single or Group Dates sure... 2 girls and i...or 3 girls and i... or 4 girls and i...
Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea long island ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla all of them... chocolate (brunette), vanilla (blonde) and strawberry (red head)
Cappuccino or Coffee coffee... remember, i'm an ubermale... hahahahaha
Do you Smoke yes... lucky strikes
Do you Swear fuck yeah... the question should have read "do you ever not swear?"
Do you Sing oh yes... very bad
Do you Shower Daily yes... twice
Have you Been in Love 3 times and i was lucky to have had those experiences
Do you want to go to College not again... i graduated
Do you want to get Married when i find "the one"
Do you believe in yourself if i don't, nobody will... hence, why i'm called 'asshole'
Do you get Motion Sickness depends on how bad a driver you are
Do you think you are Attractive i don't... but women seem to think so... and i'm not arguing with them about it
Are you a Health Freak yeah... i'm on the lucky strike/martini diet
Do you get along with your Parents for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms they're fucking rad
Do you play an Instrument 36-24-36
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol yes... again a question that needs to be re-phrased
In the past month have you Smoked OY... see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs
In the past month have you been on Stage
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping
Ever been Drunk yes... probably more than i should... but it was fuckin' fun!
Ever been called a Tease no... my dates and i get right down to business
Ever been Beaten up like everyone, i've been on both sides of that question
Ever Shoplifted never
How do you want to Die ohhh, i wanna be stabbed by a rusty ole pair of shears, and then have my eyes pulled out with pliers, and then drawn and quartered... WTF??? in my bed would be great!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up a cowboy or a fireman or an astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit ireland or italy or germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color brown
Favourite Hair Color brunette (babette), blonde (monique) or red head (fifi)... hahahahaha
Short or Long Hair yes...or hardwood
Height don't care
Weight yes
Best Clothing Style the one where the clothes are on the floor ;)
Number of Drugs I have taken too many to list in my youth
Number of Piercings 1... a large safety pin in my ear and my friend and i did it ourselves... god, we were morons, but we thought we were so cool! hahahahaha
Number of Tattoos yes... shoulder/arm
Number of things in my Past I Regret everyone has a couple of things... right?
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Your Heart Is Black
Your heart is a piece of coal. The only thing which visits it is the occasional tumbleweed which blows through this barren wasteland.
If it's true love, you can count on the fact that sooner or later you'll fuck it up. But you don't care anyway. For you, women are play things used to satisfy your carnel needs. Snow-men have hearts warmer than yours!
Your flirting style: Does the phrase "Churn 'em and burn 'em" mean anything to you? Well, it should... cuz you're nothing but a son-of-a-bitch. When women describe you as 'emotionally unavailable' take it as a compliment... for these are the nicest things you'll hear from them.
Your lucky first date: Any space which provides you both the capacity to do the hippidy-dippidy and escape once her back is turned.
Your dream lover: Any pre-menstrating raging bitch or demon woman.
What you bring to relationships: Nothing, absolutely nothing... with the exception of impending heartache and emotional doom.
What Color Heart Do You Have?
You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the
figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust. The
devil's call to return to primal instincts
often creates conflict in a society in which
many of these instincts must be kept under
control. Challenges posed by our physical
bodies can be overcome by strength in the
mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is
also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our
material creativity. The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output in
such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and
sex. The self-actualized person is able to
accept the sensuality and usefulness of the
devil's gifts while remaining in control of any
darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck.
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Which Tarot Card Are You?
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. Unfortunately, there are too many ignorant fucks who strain your patience. In these cases, your usual retort is "Hey... stupid! Shut the fuck up!"
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly... especially, a beautiful woman. Pick-up lines, while usually so bourgeois in less capable hands, sound like beautiful sonnets as they roll off your tongue. Little does she know that sooner or later she'll be rolling off your tongue as well.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. Examples include, phone numbers, directions to her place, easing her mind that it's really o.k. that she wants you so bad, and convincing her to play "only the tip".
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. "Oh yeah, baby... bring it home to daddy... that's the way we like it... i didn't know it was capable of moving in all those different directions..."
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, translator, cheesy lounge singer, "bullet train" comedian, or massage therapist for female clients only.
How mediocre is your Intelligence compared to Terry's?
