HAPPY FAIRIES DANCE!
NAUGHTY FAIRIES GET A SPANKING!
Guidelines for Enlightenment by Swami Beyondananda:1. Be a Fundamentalist - make sure the Fun always comes before
the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will
never be cancelled. A laugh track has been provided and the
reason why we are put in the material world is to get more
material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day and that will
ensure regularhilarity.
2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift - LIFE, just
for entering - so you are already a winner!
3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision.
That is where I tell a vision to you and you tell a vision
to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we're
getting, we can simply change the channel.
4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts,
thought particles tend to get caught between the ears,
causing a condition called truth decay. So, be sure to use
mental floss twice a day. And, when you're tempted to practice
tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness
Training class: *Don't get even, get odd.*
6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and
truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no
mad at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the
planet. And, peace begins with each of us. A little peace
here, a little peace there, pretty soon, all the peaces will
fit together to make one big peace everywhere.
7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the
future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice
is simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it.
8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is
toilet train the world and we'll never have to change it
again.
9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have
some bad news and some good news. The bad news is: there is
no key to the Universe. The good news is: it has been left
unlocked.
10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way,
if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember,
enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So, we don't have to go
through channels.I AM A REIKI MASTER
I'M A SAMBA DANCING DIVA!..
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Universal
Healer
Judge
Artist
Shaman
Precog
Traveler
Fallen Angel
Pink
Blue
Yellow
Purple
Red
Green
Black
White
Orange
In another place and time: Jesus and Mary, John Lennon, Michaelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci, Alessandro Botticelli, Benjamin Franklin, Marco Polo, Cleopatra, Albert Einstein, Mother Teresa. Whew! the list goes on! And of course, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp!
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I like all kinds of people from all walks of life. But first and foremost, they must be sincere~I can't stand fakes. I like authentic people who are true to themselves. You can't love another until you have learned to love yourself. I am a spiritual person who likes to have fun and wants to meet people with similar interests...
YEAH, I'M AN ELVIS FAN!
THE KING OF REGGAE
HIPS DON'T LIE!
Music is my passion; it's food for the soul! Anything with a good drum beat gets me going! I love exotic music from different cultures, such as Arabian, Indian, Turkish, African, Morrocan, anything that is totally different from mainstream pop. In fact, there's not much pop music that I like. Favorites include but are not limited to alternative, especially from the 80's and 90's, reggae, (Bob Marley, Steel Pulse, Jimmy Cliff, Peter Tosh, UB40, and the newer hybrid reggae groups), progressive, jazz, blues, some country, bluegrass, and especially like flamenco fusion rock, like Del Castillo, Gypsy Kings, Ottmar Liebert, Jesse Cook and others.Love classic rock from the 60's and 70's; all Led Zepplin, (saw them live twice in Chicago and they blew my nylons off!), Beatles, Pink Floyd, Grateful Dead, (yeah, I'm a dead head),Rolling Stones, Queen, Eagles, Van Morrison, The Doors, (saw them too before Jim Morrison died),Neil Young. Too many to mention.HERE ARE A FEW FAVORITES:..
SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND
FORGET THE VIDEO, IT'S NOTHING. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, IT WILL TRANSPORT YOU TO HEAVEN! IT'S PINK FLOYD!..
I LOVE movies! The only ones I don't like are the hacker, gruesome kind. Pulp Fiction is an exception because it was sort of campy/funny gruesome and most of it was implied, not explicit. I love fantasy films.
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I don't have much time for TV but I do record a few and watch them late at night, commercial-free when I have free time. Some of them are: Boston Legal, New Amsterdam, Eli Stone, The Riches, Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, Brothers and Sisters, The Tudors, John Adams, Biography and documentaries on the History Channel.
I like nothing better than to curl up in a comfy chair with a good book. I don't have time for novels, (sigh) even though I love historical novels, and read mostly informative books. I have a quest for knowledge and love reading about all sorts of subjects especially the paranormal, spirituality and medical science. I have had many psychic and spiritual experiences; that's why I am fascinated by all strange phenomenon. I also love to read biographies of special people who inspire me or pique my interest.
You scored as William Wallace, The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.
William Wallace
Lara Croft
James Bond, Agent 007
Captain Jack Sparrow
The Amazing Spider-Man
Batman, the Dark Knight
The Terminator
Indiana Jones
El Zorro
Neo, the "One"
Maximus
My heroes would include my parents who helped to forge the person I am today. They taught me what is right and good and how to treat others as I would like to be treated myself. They were total characters who liked nothing better than to have a good time. If I were to sum it up for them, they would have said: "LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH"My other hero is my husband. I married a good man who treats me like a queen. Who could ask for more? My life is good.
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You Are Wonder Woman
A true goddess, you have the strength and skills to rule the world.
You're one sexy amazon... all of the superhero guys are fighting over You.
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