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iris

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About Me

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My Interests

satellites. meeting on december 25th at osama's homo-abortion-pot-and-commie-jizz-porium.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

introduce me to your music.

Movies:

fantastic planet
the big lebowski
the good, the bad, and the ugly
a boy and his dog
ichi the killer
snatch
lock, stock, and two smoking barrels
chasing amy, mallrats, dogma [fuck strike back]
two sisters
high tension
boondock saints
and for that matter; anything with willam dafoe
me you and everyone we know
the life aquatic
shogun assassin
jesus christ vampire hunter
bottle rocket
rushmore
palindromes
everything is illuminated
rivers and tides
baraka
no country for old men
happiness of the katakuris

Books:

chuck p. [diary, invisible monster, choke, etc]
how i became stupid.
stranger in a strange land.
a brief history of everything.
the impossible will take awhile.
oh the glory of it all.
my mother, literally.
WHAT IS THE WHAT.
Siddhartha.
the cat who went to heaven.
the little prince.
a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
NEVER, EVER, ATTEMPT TO READ "THE EVOLUTION OF JANE" it's awful.
slaughterhouse five
Mother Night
The Bell Jar
Pyongyang: A journey in North Korea
no one belongs here more than you
Oranges

Heroes:

john wayne

&

My Blog

iceland

Brought to you by Rich-Jerks.comGrand Junction, I'm leaving you and all your shiny tube tops behind... for a week. Yes.  June 10th-18th. Probably a very irresponsible thing to spend ...
Posted by iris on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:03:00 PST

Have you met my friend, Pessimism? Hes a real dick.

This whole thing has been lurking in my sub-conscious for a while now& so it's a little dated. Working at the Avalon has granted me many fortunes; free movies, free candy, and of course a front row se...
Posted by iris on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:16:00 PST

just once

Justgoddamnonce, I want to walk by Quincy's Bar, while the birds happily feed and fuck in the surprisingly beautiful morning, and not get harassed by a vomiting unemployment check. Please, just once...
Posted by iris on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:10:00 PST

Thank you

Depending on the mind; there is something either more fascinating or less magical about an echo once you know the physics.  The former surrounds me, and for that, I am grateful.  The latter ...
Posted by iris on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST

what you wanted to say but didn't

When I look at that old man, Im reminded why I should keep my head down.  Hes balding, hes overweight, hes not even smoking that cigar, and to top it all off: hes wearing sweatpants.  F...
Posted by iris on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:35:00 PST

so i was walking around and saw....

a sign that said: "FRESHLY CUT IRIS! $2" I laughed, and thought: "Is that a fair price? "  ...
Posted by iris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Edited: you probably think this blog is about you

Theres pastries to be glazed and muffins to be put on display and if its not ready, what in gods name will the yuppies and retired folk do without their overpriced meal?  After listening to somet...
Posted by iris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST