You can find me in the A's of your iPod

About Me

Chums at three, In love at thirteen, she gave you her soul at 23, but you just turned away.

My Interests

Being barefoot, vodka, Chaplin, cartoons, clean sheets, cheaters, fresh razorblades, iced tea, tweesers, headphones, jingle collars, making out with my friends, that soft tingly feeling you get when you step out of the shower, voting, serial killars, narcotics, Truman Capote, royality, watching my friends play video games, drinking, skin, knives, ignoring you destroying your life, giving up, quitting smoking, playing yahtzee, dreaming about getting a new car, getting away from the voices, and the kids on the island.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who's qualities don't include drinking me under the table.

Music:

Movies:

Whatever I feel like at the time.

Television:

LOST, Futurama, Malcolm in the Middle,Intervention,Spongebob Square Pants (but the new ones suck), Law & Order, and Best Week Ever.

Books:

David Sedaris, Oscar Wilde, Piers Anthony, Douglas Adams, Jane Austin, & F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Heroes:

Chaplin cat, Molly Brown, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tori Amos, and Anton Szandor LaVey.

My Blog

So, I had this dream about you.

I had a gift for you. I wanted to give it to you, but you were busy talking to your girlfriend, maybe wife by now. She was holding your child. She wouldn't approve of the gift, so...
Posted by You can find me in the A's of your iPod on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

Sweet, more survey then you can handle!

1. Song that always makes you sad?"Putting the Damage on" by Tori Amos2. Last thing you bought?Smokes3. Last person you argued with?Levi, not so much of a debate. 4. Do you put on jelly before putting...
Posted by You can find me in the A's of your iPod on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:13:00 PST

The Things of Note I saw on my short jaunt into town: a summary.

A fat man ridding a child's tricycle down 32 road. 4 Police Men pulling over 1 car. That old lady that wears the Jinco's around town. A man pushing a City Market cart full of Louis Vutton Luggage down...
Posted by You can find me in the A's of your iPod on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:19:00 PST

Really, only Logan should read this

21 questions about the first person on your top 8 1) Name?Logan2) Age?193) Where did you meet?Don't know. Maybe VI4) What do you like best about this person?He always makes me feel better 5) Ho...
Posted by You can find me in the A's of your iPod on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:11:00 PST

When I moved my bed, some things I found under it: a list

I was cleaning my room (hey, it happens) and I moved my bed. This is fucked-up: A half drank 2-litre of off-brand orange soda A carving of a wooden horse given to me by Levi on a return trip fr...
Posted by You can find me in the A's of your iPod on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:29:00 PST

Over the Line!

I've decided to write a homage to every man I love. The reasons I love Logan Mohlman: 1) He secretly hates me 2) He's had over 17 jobs in only four years 3) Our weekly Monday fuck-offs at the mall 4) ...
Posted by You can find me in the A's of your iPod on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:10:00 PST

My adventures with Logan, vol 3

Last night I was too pissed off at life to write about it, but it's pretty funny, so I guess I'll share. Logan, Orrin, Sharity, and I were at the boy's appartment. We were listening to mus...
Posted by You can find me in the A's of your iPod on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:17:00 PST

Good times, good fucking times

So I pick up Logan from work and we go to Village Inn. We're just about to leave when this guy comes up to us, and hands a walkman to Logan and says "here, see if you can get it to work." L...
Posted by You can find me in the A's of your iPod on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST

I think it's time to go to the DMV

This is just a summary of last night with Anja. A night that could have gone better? Logan shows up at my work and wants me to buy him some Everclear so he can make jello shots of doom. I...
Posted by You can find me in the A's of your iPod on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:10:00 PST