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Rhino Girl

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm still me. I'm social and a hermit at once. I try balancing the artist in me, with the person who is driven at her job and really wants to be good in the sales world. I love makeup and woody allen movies and men's fashion. I'm afraid of whales and dinosaurs.

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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My Interests

illustration, drawing, boxing, punching you in the face, films, shitty movies, gossiping, mod, polka dots, shiny things, MAC makeup, feminism, laughing my ass off, being a little pistol, sex, starting over, nonsex, new things, connecting with people, gay men, sexy women,, dancing, sushi, getting really excited, fashion, taking fashion risks, spontanaeity, making out, playing dress up, throwing parties, smoking to make a point, lesbians, curvy girls, thin straight boys, acting like alex, Flint, MI, mums, my mum, being fickle, not eating dairy, eating dairy, DETROIT, confident people, makeovers, smooches, eating meat, pansexuality, queer, candy cigarettes, amaretto sours, robots made for human pleasure, making jarrad cry, felt, stilletos, aunt dawn, neckties on me, metallic shoes, portrait studios, mafia, androgyny,

I'd like to meet:

People who don't listen to Nickelback and....

Music:

C.U.Next Tueday, Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters, M.I.A., The Streets, Lady Sovreign, Belle and Sebastian, Stereo Total, Stereo Lab, Avenue D, Cobra Killer, The Gossip, Poe, Aimee Mann, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Rasputina, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Journey, , Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Ella Fitzgerald, Postal Service, Peaches, ADULT., Tamion 12 Inch, Deerhoof, The Fitness, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Le Tigre, Daniel Johnston, PJ Harvey, Mates of State, !!!, Fischerspooner, Tilly and the Wall, Scissors Sisters, Chance Jones, Kelly Clarkson, Rilo Kiley

Movies:

Borat, Gummo, Uncle Buck, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Wizard of Oz, Edward Scissorhands, The Anniversary Party, Party Monster, Wet Hot American Summer, Freaks, Deconstructing Harry, Mighty Aphrodite, Anything Else, Bad Education, Beauty Shop, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Clifford, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, White Christmas,

Television:

The "L" Word, The Sopranos, Laverne and Shirley, Popular, Reno 911, The State, Stella, Roseanne, Queer as Folk, Strangers with Candy, SNL, Mad TV, Sex and the City, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Surreal Life, KIds in the hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Keeping Up Appearances, Mr. Show, Family Guy, LIttle Britain, Coupling, Big Love, Top Design, Cathouse, Project Runway, Degrassi, Swinging, Sarah Silverman Program, Veronica Mars, Maude

Books:

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY by David Sedaris, Tommy's Tale by Alan Cumming, Lolita by , No One Belongs Here More Than You. Stories by Miranda July.

My Blog

Fuck Those Owls

I thought it might be a good fun time to go to Hooters last night, because I was hungry for hot wings. I was wrong... dead wrong. The girls at Hooters aren't really hot. They might be if they weren't ...
Posted by Rhino Girl on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:54:00 PST

p.o.w. baseball and tits.

     Last night, Allan and I stopped by a liquor store called the Tiny Giant to get some alcohol before a party. He immediately became distracted by the giant magazine room in the ...
Posted by Rhino Girl on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST

Job Almighty

A few weeks ago, I saw Evan Almighty in the movie theater with my little sister. I've seen Bruce Almighty, and the movies seem to have the characters progressively giving up more of their lives to God...
Posted by Rhino Girl on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:01:00 PST

funniest thing i have heard in a while.

I went to a White Trash party today.  My friend Candy drove me and her daughter Madison came who was 3 years old. Madison adores me and she hadn't seen me in a long time. She was wearing her cind...
Posted by Rhino Girl on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:01:00 PST

Can't Keep Me Down

My mom just bought me a ps2 at a garage sale for $30 dollars.    I totally have ps2 games, and I haven't been able to play my eyetoy because Greg took his.  I'm a happy lady. WHOO...
Posted by Rhino Girl on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST

fucking shitty day

It started with a panic attack, i though i could sleep-off last night.  But as i was getting ready for work, i couldn't stop sobbing.  Everything I've been going through has caught up with m...
Posted by Rhino Girl on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST

Can't Catch a Break

The day Greg got laid off, our computer we were using to get online broke.  There's very little immediate hope for either situation to be fixed.  therefore, i have much less money and much l...
Posted by Rhino Girl on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:05:00 PST

Scandalous

Today Britney Spears went crazy and shaved her head.  It looks ridiculous.Today made me miss someone.
Posted by Rhino Girl on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:45:00 PST

for my man

It's Valentine's day and in edition to the free wrestling DVDs i got from work.  I've decided to dedicate a blog to my man using an old survey sam posted along time ago. I know i don't say enough...
Posted by Rhino Girl on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST

I'll Replace YOU with the night!

I had so had it with Sarah Silverman. I didn't like JESUS IS MAGIC, i was super disappointed with her in the Aristocrats.   Tonight i watched her show the "Sarah Silverman Program" on Comedy Cent...
Posted by Rhino Girl on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST