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S to the AM

Women are more dangerous than machine guns.

About Me

I am a massage therapist, but I'd like to take a holistic nutrition program once I have money again. I used to work at a health food store, and would like to own one someday... but don't call me a hippie or I'll throw down. I used to apprentice at a tattoo parlor, and maybe one day I'll get back into that. I just bought my first house and I'm in the process of fixing it up.

My Interests

Tattoos, art, concerts, energywork, talking smack, sewing, reading, pin-ups, polka dots, pearls, anything vintage, flea markets, thrifting, decorating, movies, following comedians like most people follow bands, following bands like some people follow comedians.

Music:

AC/DC, Aimee Mann, Al Green, Aretha Franklin, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Black Eyed Peas, Blondie, Cake, CKY, Clutch, Coldplay, The Cranberries, Dave Matthews, David Bowie, Dean Martin, Digital Underground, The Distillers, The Dresdon Dolls, Eagles of Death Metal, Ella Fitzgerald, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Guns N' Roses, Heart, HIM, Jewel, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Leslie and the LY's, Le Tigre, LL Cool J, Louis XIV, Ludacris, Lynard Skynard, Marilyn Manson, Marvin Gaye, Murder By Death, Norah Jones, Outkast, Pat Benetar, Patsy Cline, Poe, The Pretenders, Prince, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rasputina, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rilo Kiley, The Rolling Stones, Sarah Harmer, Sarah McLachlin, Save Ferris, The Shins, Sleater-Kinney, Sneaker Pimps, The Supremes, Violent Femmes, Weezer, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's. And More.

Movies:

Oh Sweet Jesus, here's some of my favories, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Se7en, Wedding Crashers, High Fidelity, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Best in Show, This is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, Old School, The Lost Boys, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, My Cousin Vinny, Swingers, The Wizard of Oz, (the original) Willy Wonka, Haggard, Crybaby, Napoleon Dynamite, Queens of Comedy, Goodfellas, Saved!.

Television:

Miami Ink, The Golden Girls, Mama's Family, Will and Grace, Roseanne, Friends, Wild n' Out, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Flavor of Love, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, Popular, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Lisa Williams: Life Among the Dead.

Books:

Anything written by David Sedaris, Wigfield, Wicked, Hypocrite in a Poofy White Dress, Running with Scissors, Me and Emma, The Shining, Harry Potters, The Witching Hour, The Lovely Bones, Stiff, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Bitter is the New Black. Lots of Others.

Heroes:

Kat Von D, I wish I could be her. Bob Tyrell. Funny People.

My Blog

It's a Boy!

And what a boy!... I thought we'd have an issue and our baby would decide to be modest.... oh no. First thing he does is opens his legs and shows his proud Papa what he's got. Anyways, he's perfect. H...
Posted by S to the AM on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

My sister tricked me... tagged

Here's how you play:Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and...
Posted by S to the AM on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:44:00 PST

You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!

So I'm sick. It's no fun, especially that being pregnant I can't really take much. So I pretty much have to suck it up. Though I do feel bad for Wayne, it can't be easy sleeping next to me while I'm c...
Posted by S to the AM on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:37:00 PST

Retro Baby

I found two awesome sites for cool (i.e. not lame) baby stuff. There's theretrobaby.com and myretrobaby.com.. both are equally cool. There's really funny onesies and other stuff. Go check them out to ...
Posted by S to the AM on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

Hey there Little Momma

So in case you haven't heard. Wayne and I are having a baby. OK so it's more like I'll be having the baby and Wayne gets to stand around... and perhaps hold my hand. I'm 8 weeks along, the baby's due...
Posted by S to the AM on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:27:00 PST