Me? Let me see! Im am a VERY keen fitness enthusiast. OH IM SO KEEN. I enjoy nice long runs, and beasting myself silly until vile extrusion pertrudes from my belly. Yus yus. I enjoy my friends. Not in a homoerotic way of course, merely in a slaponthebackletmebuyyouapint mate way. I've got some good mates. I have a huge interest in the military and the military way of life. Was once in the Royal Marines, untill hindered by injury. Which came to me as a bit of a blow! I like a nice cold pint. Im EXTREMELY patriotic, when i get old, i want to be one of those old men sitting in a pub in a tweed jacket and a flat-cap drinking London pride complaining about the youth of today telling everyone i can about how amazing England is. Which it is. When i say patriotic, i dont mean in a twat yank way, or a football hooligan way. Nope. And I love my neeny...

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 7th August 1987
Birthplace: Croydon....home grown in the ghetto...
Current Location: Warlingham, the land of dreams
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 foota
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: IM ENGLAND TILL I DIE!
The Shoes You Wore Today: I have yet to don a pair of shoes...
Your Weakness: Pollen
Your Fears: I FEAR NOTHING!
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A decent job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "cunt"
Thoughts First Waking Up: whats for breakfast
Your Best Physical Feature: MY HENCH COCK
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Year 11 at school :(
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, i dont want to have heart problems at 21
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Im not some twat yank
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, makes me projectile vomit without fail
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I do i do i do!
Do you Sing: Do i fuck
Do you Shower Daily: not daily, most days. Im no pongo
Have you Been in Love: Yesam!
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: oh yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but my eyes explode everytime i go on a plane
Do you think you are Attractive: Im fucking FIT AS mate
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: My dad, yes!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes!
Do you play an Instrument: I do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I did!
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Date? No. Had a good rogering with the missus? Oh yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mall? I refuse to answer.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: Yep :D
Ever been Beaten up: Have i fuck, im hard as nails mate
Ever Shoplifted: lol....the co-op
How do you want to Die: In an epic battle
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Royal Marine
What country would you most like to Visit: England.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Browny Grey
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Short :D Then you can say things like "While you're down there luv"
Weight: something i can throw around
Best Clothing Style: Cunt
Number of Drugs I have taken: none :D
Number of CDs I own: quite a few, i cant be arsed to count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I REGRET NOTHING!
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