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About Me

Hey dudes my name is Lauren, aka loz to the rest of my darling bitches!!! Im 20 years old and live in sunny Croydon. Its a wonderful place that im sure youâ€™ve all heard of as its usually in the highly intellectual papers e.g the sun. I think im a down to earth gal but a lot of my mates would say thatâ€™s the opinion of a mad cow. Im a very passionate individual but that usually has a tendency of being aggressive with a slight violent disorder, donâ€™t worry the prozac is sorting that out. (Itâ€™s a joke) Im not very good at describing myself because its quite easy for people to perceive themselves differently than to who they truly are. So for fun heres a few random words ive shoved in just to confuse the f**k out of you more of what kind of person I amâ€¦..Stubborn, crazy, mad, agressive, shocking, weird, psycho, alcoholic, druggy, funny, sarcastic, deep (lol) personal favorite..BITCH!!! Many people would say I look pissed off half the time, well thats not true I just dont believe smiling unless its a genuine feeling. To many happy fake people that need to be shot!! But deep down im really a lovely person who loves to meet new people and im very loyal to my loved ones. If you dont fuck with me I wont fuck with you. :)

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Love Smoking, drinking, listening to music, shopping, chilling with mates, dancing, black clothes, sparkly colours, hair extensions, makeup, underwear, piercings, tattoos, midgets, summer, chinese food!use to love bartending at The Blacksheep Bar!!!!HATES *Cold, dark mornings *Girly girls *Big headed ppl *Clowns *Marmite *Crumbs in the bed are a pain the arse!! *Sausage dogs (just weird looking)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a personality! who doesnt bore the shit out of me and is able to gather and state their own opinions and thoughts. Open minded people who respect and treat others the way they wish to be treated!

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Music:

Very varied, but mainly dancy shit! Goldfrapp, Basement jaxx, Audio Slave, Prodigy, Portishead, Faithless, Fatboy Slim, The Killers, The Chemical Brothers, Hard fi, Hot action cop, NIN, Marilyn Manson, No Doubt, le tigre, Linkin Park, Meshuggah, Nerd, Outkast Black eyed peas, Skindred could go on and on..........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdJvHE8qxAvictor Wooten is amazing with his hands.

Movies:

Its gonna be a long list.. Shawshank Redemption, Oldboy, Greenmile, irreversible, Pulp Fiction, Seven, Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, The Woodsman, The Butterfly effect (Ashton kutcher baby!) a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"For the few who didnt know. I have an obsession with this man!! ;)

Television:

Ab Fab, League of gentlemen, sex and the city, Roseanne, Simpsons,Sugar Rush, Family guy, cough cough..(Neighbours) ok maybe alittle thing for him too....

Books:

omg I can read!! hehe!! Allen Carr's easy way to stop smoking was a wicked book, Panic, Wicked, Change your life in 7 days.

Heroes:

Not to sure if I believe in heroes these days, but I know there has been alot of people who have influenced me through out the years.

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Random shit!!!

>>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.>(Hardly seems worth it.)>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, e...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:26:00 PST

capricorn- brown eyes

capricorn - brown eyes ..> ..> capricorn brown eyes Body: Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and eye colour.:VIRGO:Do...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:30:00 PST

capricorn - brown eyes

capricorn - blue eyes ..> ..> capricorn blue eyes Body: Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and eye colour.:VIRGO:Domi...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:24:00 PST

Uni!!!!!!

Uni Stole my bitches!!! Ok its been almost 2 weeks and ive come to terms with the fact that half my closest mates and boyfriend have gone to uni!!! I THINK NOT!!! What the fuck was they thinking? ok, ...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

yay!!! its been a whole month since i stopped smoking!!!

Yay!!! A Month!!!! Yup, yup its been a whole month since I had my last fag and I can actually say its been rather easy. Im just shocked that I never tried to quit before!! I just want to s...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST

Drunken Bitches!!

Yes!!! Girls really are this bad!! WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ >> >>> >> >>>1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is...and for some >> >>>reason, that's ok. >> >>>2. We belie...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:48:00 PST

Ive got out of the nicotine trap!!!!

I dont need to smoke!!! yay!!! If you dont know already ive been a smoker for 5 years and never once thought that I could quit or that it was such a big deal. Even though I did notice my health ...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:07:00 PST

Fucking junk mail and chain letters!!

Fucking Junkmail and Chain letters!!! Look, to all the people I love and all the rest of you scum who would like to see it into old age, listen up!! hehe!! I honestly cant take it anym...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:59:00 PST

Anger Problem!!

Anger!! To all the people are care about that I have hurt in the past due to my anger problems and heavy drinking. Just want to ...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:00:00 PST

Beth Came to London Baby!!

Beth Came to London Baby!! Basically I would like to say by saying sorry to Beth for taking so long to write this bloody blog. But basically I have been a Lazy bitch!! Last week my darling Betha...
Posted by Lady Lozabella on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:06:00 PST