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Mmmmark

That's an awfully big moustache.

About Me

For the record, this completes me:

"Everything is born stupid. Everything, at the very beginning, is an idiotic pale to the (hopeful) deep, dark brilliance that is to come. Some of us stay dumb and revel in it. Some of us stay dumb and try to hide it. Not me, my friends. I am evolving. I am striving. I am pushing ahead. I AM THE UNDUMB."

My Interests

Because life is big.
Life is fat.
Life is stupid.
Life is everything.

I love anyone who can rock my world with their music, movies, voice, paintings, photographs or words.

I'd like to meet:

My wife. In our bedroom. RIGHT NOW.

Or my biological father...

Or my boyfriend...

Music:

controls me.

Movies:

with monsters are the best.

Television:

is my best friend.

Books:

wish they were movies and television.

Heroes:

You get 1 MarkFriend point for every one of these you recognise/understand:

My Blog

11 Male Fictional Characters That I Wish Were My Bestest Buddies.

BRUCE WAYNE/BATMANOh he's not just a superhero. He made himself into a superhero. Sure, he did it with lots of handed-down money, but hey, if you were born into wealth I doubt you would have to urge t...
Posted by Mmmmark on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:08:00 PST

The Good, The Bad & The Gross.

Yes...This Is A Fertile Bunch Of Links.So the To Catch A Predator shows don't work? It's a bit disappointing to see that most of the people on there aren't actually prosecuted, but don't expect me to ...
Posted by Mmmmark on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST

I Don't Think I Can Love You Anymore...

...If You Have Said, Or Are Likely To Say, Any Of The Following Statements. I only post regular bulletins if a) I'm not currently seeing anyone and therefore need something to do with myself in ...
Posted by Mmmmark on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

How's This For A Short Story?

After much deliberation, I have decided that the following video is the best thing that Will Ferrell has ever done. Some people love him, some people hate him but I think all people have to agree that...
Posted by Mmmmark on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

Exposing The Joker.

Warner Bros. has just started its teaser campaign for the next Batman movie, The Dark Knight. It started pretty innocently with a simple Batman image at TheDarkKnight.com. Soon enough that turned into...
Posted by Mmmmark on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

Saturday? CATURDAY!

What better way to start the weekend than with funny cat macros?!Those last two are my favourites. Which is your favourite?...
Posted by Mmmmark on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:00:00 PST

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For YouTube!

If you have a little time to spend, I would like to walk you through some of the most amusing videos that YouTube has offered me recently. First up is this old advert for McDonalds, which features app...
Posted by Mmmmark on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:21:00 PST

The Best/Worst Album Covers Of All Time!

I hope that the utter sexiness of that opening album cover isn't too much to deter you and your fluids from embracing the rest of this post. I will be documenting a number of the worst (and therefore ...
Posted by Mmmmark on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:25:00 PST

The Best Bits Of SNL Aren't L.

It's a pretty universal acknowledgement that Saturday Night Live hasn't been very hilarious for a while now. In fact, I'd say that 90% of the stuff on that show is instantly-forgettable faux-humour, s...
Posted by Mmmmark on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:57:00 PST

Everything You Need To Know About Everything.

First, I'd like to clear something up.I'm on Team Karen. Everyone else in the world seems to be on Team Pam and I just don't get it. Look at the facts - she got engaged to someone she didn't really lo...
Posted by Mmmmark on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:34:00 PST