uke boss

i like to play hockey, but jamaica has no ice. i like to gamble, but i don't have dice. i have very long hair, but too much lice. i make chicken soup with rice.i called president bush yesterday. i mean, that's his name. sometimes, it means something else.i like to drink swimming pool water.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: boing boing
Birthday: i was born night, thank you
Birthplace: my mom's.......thingy
Current Location: same place
Eye Color: skin, when shut
Hair Color: depends where....
Height: 4 feet 6 inches - with heels, 3 feet on my back
Right Handed or Left Handed: heavy handed
Your Heritage: i'm an excellent driver - chinese i guess
The Shoes You Wore Today: i put myself in anothers persons shoes
Your Weakness: being weak
Your Fears: homo hare krishnas
Your Perfect Pizza: free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become a jedi
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: you gonna eat that?
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh oh i made shi shi in my pants .... again
Your Best Physical Feature: my jiggly belly and its five hairs
Your Bedtime: right now
Your Most Missed Memory: my memory
Pepsi or Coke: coke flavored pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: jared only eats subway - (paid advertisement)
Single or Group Dates: single? more than one please
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nasty
Chocolate or Vanilla: racist question why can't we all just get along?
Cappuccino or Coffee: oh yes please
Do you Smoke: only when hot baby!
Do you Swear: only in church
Do you Sing: i make my partner sing
Do you Shower Daily: depends with who
Have you Been in Love: the love of my life - ME!
Do you want to go to College: weye wud i wantu go to more scool?
Do you want to get Married: maybe when i turn 16
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in me but i "BELIVE" in no one
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when moving
Do you think you are Attractive: if you count flies
Are you a Health Freak: just a freak, thanks
Do you get along with your Parents: always, especially when i don't hit them
Do you like Thunderstorms: i prefer hurricanes and typhoons
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hiccup
In the past month have you Smoked: hey maaaaan wuzzzz goin n duuuuude
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i been on tv
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, just "in"a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: oh! i live there in the sears bathroom!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: just the box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i'm a sushi chef
In the past month have you been on Stage: i'm also a chippendale, but no
In the past month have you been Dumped: took a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: been fat dippin
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: does grandma's purse count?
Ever been Drunk: ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: excuuuse me, it's spelled sleaze
Ever been Beaten up: beaten and eatin
Ever Shoplifted: shops are much too heavy
How do you want to Die: super duper painfully and slowly or not at all
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: santa claus or an OBGYN
What country would you most like to Visit: country fried steak
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: at least two eyes
Favourite Hair Color: black upstairs, blond downstairs
Short or Long Hair: short upstairs, long downstairs none on the butt
Height: 8 feet straight
Weight: 600-700 lbs
Best Clothing Style: no clothes necessary
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6798
Number of CDs I own: i don't own, i lease
Number of Piercings: aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! how piercing was that?
Number of Tattoos: just one on fantasy island
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my past

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