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The September 11th Quartet

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The September 11th Quartet was founded in Dallas, TX, 11 years ago, by two dedicated and highly skilled musicians, along with the Twin Towers (who, unfortunately, perished in 2001 and are no longer with the band), and, of course, the spirit of this Great Nation.
Strange Coincidences
1) September 11th happened on September 11th.
1) The World Trade Center's twin towers, standing side by side resembled the number eleven.
2) The twin towers each had 110 stories.
3) The attacks took place at precisely 11:11 am.
4) Flight 11 was the first plane to attack.
5) The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 by American Airlines or AA. A is the first letter in the alphabet, so we have again 11:11. Double the terror.
6) There are exactly 11 letters in our band's name, The September 11th Barbershop Quartet Big Band of Doom.
6) It took exactly 11 minutes from the time of the initial attacks for each individual tower to sufficiently collapse.
6) Overall, 11 billion people died on September 11th.
7) There are 9 letters in the word eleven and 11 letters in the word nine.
8) 9 + 1 + 1 = 11. (However, in certain schools of quantum mathematics, 9 + 1 + 1 = 23, which is, in military time, the same hour of the day as 11:00pm.)
9) The next time September 11th happens, it will be exactly 11 times worse than the September 11th that happened that other time.
12) The 11th strange coincidence mysteriously does not exist.
13) The number 11 backwards = 11.
14) 11 years following September 11th, 2001 (the day the September 11th attacks happened) will be September 11th, 2012, the end of the Mayan calender, which = the end of the world.
15) Approximately 11 thousand Jewish WTC employees mysteriously called in sick on September 11th, 2001, the day the September 11th attacks happened.
16) If the 1990's hadn't ended, the September 11th attacks would have occurred in the year 19911 (Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's...).
17) The word "sandniggers" has 11 letters in it, which proves that the government did not do WTC.
18) "George W. Bush" has 11 letters in it also.
19) Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, wept exactly 11 tears on September 11th, 11th, 11th, 11th, 11th, 11th, 11th, 11th, 11th, 11th, 11th.
20) There are not 11 letters in the word "niggerspics" which proves that they didn't do it, no matter how suspicious they look.
21) According to our mothers, muslims are the only race that can't cry. And what did everyone do on 9/11? They cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried. That's what they did, alright.
22) There are 22 Strange Coincidences of 911 (that's two times 11).
23) The commie Jew run MySpace put the 22nd Strange Coincidence there to throw you off and corrupt the glorious white race by forcing our women to sleep with colored folks. If you'll notice, there are 23, which is the same number of numbers as there are numbers in the number 11 (number number number number number number number).
“Time is passing. Yet, for the United States of America, there will be no forgetting September the 11th. We will remember every rescuer who died in honor. We will remember every family that lives in grief. We will remember the fire and ash, the last phone calls, the funerals of the children. “ - President George W. Bush, November 11, 2001

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Member Since: 11/6/2006
Band Members: The two of us and the Twin Towers, who, sadly, perished in 2001 and are no longer with the band. Sometimes we are also accompanied by the Ghosts of September 11th Past.
Influences: To sign our petition to enact God's Plan for the Benefit of America's Children, go here.
Record Label: Winking Colon Records
Type of Label: Major

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