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My Interests

After all this time, it's probably not going to turn out to be that I'm a superpowered heir to a world that isn't there anymore.

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Music:

O.K, you asked for it. In semi alphabetical order: AC/DC, A-Ha, Abdominal, Adult, Air, AiM, Aimee Mann, Alain Goraguer, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Tori Amos, Louis armstrong, Dan The Automator, The Avalanches, B-52s, Beastie boys, Shirley Basey, Beatles, Beach Boys, Beethoven, Brigitte Bardot, Burt Bacharach, Beck, Harry Belafonte, Belle and Sebastian, Tony Bennett, Jane Birken, Dan Bern, Beulah, Biz Markie, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Blackalicious, Blondie, Blur, Boa, Boogie Down Productions, The Books, David Bowie, Billy Bragg, Jeff Buckley, Buried Beds, Buzzcocks, Leonard Cohen, Can, Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Cat Power, Chemical Brothers, The Church, Cibo Mato, The Clash, Cocteau Twins, Lloyd cole, Count Basie, The Cramps, Crossover, The Cure, Curve, Dj Cut Chemist, Dj Shadow, Dj Jester, Dj Food, Daft Punk, Damone, The Darkness, Darling Violetta, Kimya Dawson, Miles Davis, Dead Can Dance, Dead Milkmen, Death Cab For Cutie, De La Soul (first 3 albums only, please!), Del tha funky homosapien, Deltron 3030, Depeche mode, Ani Difranco, Digable Planets, Dimitri from Paris, Dj Format, Dj Q-Bert, Dr. Octogon, The Doors, Nick Drake, Dresden Dolls, Duke Ellington, Duran Duran, Dust Brothers, Cutting Crew, Bob Dylan, Edan, Eminem, Brian Eno, Enon, Juan GArcia Esquivel, Faith No More, Fannypack, FAtboy Slim, The Farm, Felix Da Housecat, Fischerspooner, 5678's, French Hip-Hop, Freezepop, Future Bivle Heroes, G Love, Peter Gabriel, Serge Gainsbourge MArvin Gaye, Godspeed, You Black Emperor!, Gorillaz, The Gossip, Gothic Archies, Jean Grae, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Ben Harper, Sophie B Hawkins, Billie Holliday, Gustav Holst, Lida Husik, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Ice Cube, Billy Idol, Iron And Wine,The Jam, Jane's Addiction, Jesus and Mary Chain, Spike Jones, Joy Division, Jungle Brothers, Jurassic 5, Just Jack, King Missle, King Sunny ADE, Carol King, Kraftwerk, Lamb, Ladytron, Land of the Loops, Cindy Lauper, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zepplin,Ben Lee, Looper, Lords of Acid, Lovage, M83, M.I.A, M Ward, Timo Maas, Magnetic Fields, Mahi Mahi, Aimee Mann, Bob Marley, Martina topely-byrd, Curtis Mayfield, Mc Solaar, Me First & the Gimmie Gimmies, Mirah, Misfits, Miss Kitten, Modern Lovers, Modest Mouse, Moldy Peaches, Morphine, Van Morrison, The Mountain Goats, Mozart, Mr Bungle, Mr LIf, My Bloody Valentine, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Nico, NiN, Ken Nordine, Northern State, Niggas With Attitude, Oasis, Papa M, Charlie Parker, P-Funk, Peggy Lee, Perrey & Kingsley, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Pizzicato Five, Portishead, Polaris, Police, Polyphonic Spree, Postal Service, Primal Scream, Prince, Prince Paul, Princess Superstar, Pulp, Public Enemy, Public Image Limited, Queen, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Ramones, Rapture, R.E.M, Rizzo, RjD2, Rolling Stones, Roots Manuva, Royksopp, Run D.M.C., Shuggie Otis, Jane Siberry, Nina Simone, Siouxie & the Banshees, The 6ths, Nina Simone, Sisters Of Mercy, Sleater Kinney, The Smiths, Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, Soul Coughing, Southern Culture on The Skinds, Squirrel Nut Zippers, St. Germain, Stereolab, Cat Stevens, Stiff Little Fingers, Stone Roses, the Streets, Joe Strummer, Suicide, T. Rex, Tears for Fears, Tegan and Sara, The The, They Might Be Giants, Theivery Corporation, Tigerlillies, Tribe Called Quest, Trachenberg Family Slideshow Players, Tricky, TV on the Radio, Ultramagnetic MCs, The Verve, Violent Femmes, Rufus Wainright, Tom Waits, The Walkmen, Ween, Hank Williams 1&3 (not 2! He sucks a dick!), Stevie Wonder, Young People, Hector Zazu, John Zorn. And Lots and Lots of Film Scores-Cuz I'm a dork like that. That's all I've got right now, but there are probably many, many others!

Movies:

Hard Boiled, A Better Tomorrow, Fight Club, Battle Royale 1&2, Real Genius, O.C & Stiggs, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Wild At Heart, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Brazil,The Mission, Outland, King Of New York, Wizards, True Romance, Kill Bill 1&2, Morgan, The Long Good Friday, Bottle Rocket, The Reflecting Skin, Pi, Audition, Unbreakable, LOTR, 28 Days Later, Meatballs, Shallow Grave, Six String Samurai, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Say Anything, The Godfather 1&2, Akira, Mean Streets, Finding Nemo, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Evil Dead 2, The Magnificent 7, The Dirty Dozen, Yojimbo, City Of Lost Children, Miller's Crossing, Caddyshack, Slapshot, Run Lola Run, Better Off Dead, Meatballs, Lock, Stock And 2 Smoking Barrels, Royal Tenenbaums, Heathers, Rear Window, Godzilla, Assault on Precinct 13, La Planete Sauvage, The Thing, Blue Velvet, Robocop, The Player, The Crow, Iron Giant, Princess Mononoke, L.A. Confidential, The Janurary Man, Blade1&2, Dark City, Slacker, Flash Gordon, Dancer In The Dark, The Rapture, Wings Of Desire, White, Spirited Away, The Muppet Movie, Superman 2, Near Dark, Until The End of The World, Alien 1-4, Time Bandits, Titus, Rushmore, Ichi The Killer, Azumi, Spider-man 2, The Incredibles, Ringu, Shaun of the Dead, Returner, Conan, Starman, My Own Private Idaho, The Grudge, Ju-doh, Infernal Affairs, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead (Zombies Can't run! I'll stick with the original), Day Of The Dead, The Conversation, Vanishing POint, La Vie En Rose, My Life As a Dog, A Christmas Story, Lady In White, Eraserhead, The Wizard Of Lonliness, Twice upon a time, Super Troopers, The Butcher Boy, Escape From New Your, Some Girls, Three O'clock High, One Crazy Summer, Tapeheads, She's Gotta Have it, Sleeper, 2001, North by Northwest, Dogs In space, The Rules of Attraction, The Bad News Bears, Dazed and Confused, A Matter of Degrees, 12 Monkeys, Dune, Oldboy, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou..........and many more!

Books:

Harry Potter, Dune, His Dark Materials, Lemony Snicket, My Ishmiel, People's History Of The United States, Leaves of Grass, The Chocolate War, Fletch, Wild At Heart, Keeper, Dandilion Wine, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Hunter S. Thompson, Neuromancer, Confessions Of a Dangerous Mind, The Trial, The Devil's Dictionary,After Dachau, Slaughterhouse 5, Still life with Woopecker,Lamb, The Stand, Naked Lunch, Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, Fight Club, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, How to Stop Being A Sissy And Man Yourself Up!

Heroes:

Warren Ellis, Christine Pearson, Daniel Quinn, John Brown, Emperor Norton I, Wesley Windam Price,Pee-Wee Herman, Bill Hicks, Jack Scanlon, Christopher Walken, Ambrose Bierce, Walter & Perry, Christopher "Fam" Famulari

My Blog

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!

As some of you may or may not have heard, yesterday my house caught on fire, right outside of our room. The fire chief says it was from lightning (we had a nasty storm yesterday). While everything t...
Posted by Count Jerkula on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:04:00 PST

Top 10 of 2006!

Well, I know we're 6 days into 2007, but since everybody else on planet Earth has a "Best of" 2006 list, I might as well get on the bandwagon, so here goes:"Top 10 things of 2006 that I shouldn't hav...
Posted by Count Jerkula on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST

September 11th thoughts...

It's been 5 years since the attack on America. There's still a hole in the ground where the WTC used to be. There is no construction of a new site. It has, in essence been forgotten. Used as an exc...
Posted by Count Jerkula on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:17:00 PST

Rest in Peace, Jimmy Reject.

An old friend from back in the day has sadly ended his life. A writer, drummer and mainstay of the Boston punk scene for years, Jimmy Reject also suffered from crippling depression, alcoholism and m...
Posted by Count Jerkula on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST

The Ten Commandments as teen comedy? Yes!

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Posted by Count Jerkula on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:50:00 PST

Titanic 2 coming this summer!

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Posted by Count Jerkula on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:02:00 PST

Blue Velvet Trailer Remix

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Posted by Count Jerkula on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:52:00 PST

Free Comic Book Day? Suck my dick.

I have come to the conclusion that people don't appreciate free things.  I don't know if that's a product of our capitalist system or what, but people just don't seem to care that you're GIVING t...
Posted by Count Jerkula on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:16:00 PST

Stephen Colbert is fucking awesome!!!!!!! (warning: long, but funny, post)

Stephen Colbert was the main speaker last night at the White House Press Corps dinner. Now for those who don't know, they do this thing every year, a time and place where the press can stop kissing B...
Posted by Count Jerkula on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 10:25:00 PST

1984: Best movie year ever?

the answer is yes. I have often stated that 1984 was the one year in my entire memory that saw the release of some of the best movies ever, but this partial list proves it. You may not like some of t...
Posted by Count Jerkula on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:28:00 PST