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LJ

Where the beer flows like wine

About Me

Myspace Backgrounds I am the inventor of the human victory lap. If anyone tries to tell you otherwise, grab both of their nipples at the same time and twist in opposite directions. It is very important to twist in opposite directions; otherwise, you'll just look funny.

My Interests


MySpace LayoutsYour business. Kidding... I like shuffleboard, jokes, celebrity gossip, riding my beach cruiser, hanging out/going out with friends, and dressing up for any theme party I am invited to.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Godfather, Dumb & Dumber, Something About Mary, Cable Guy, Swingers, Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, True Romance, Meet the Parents, Kill Bill

Television:

Lost, Grey's Anatomy, House, King of Queens, Family Guy, Sopranos, Curb your enthusiasm, The Office, Desperate Housewives, Entourage

Books:

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter :-)