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Danny Jax

When You Are A Man, Sometimes You Like To Wear Stretchy Pants... In Your Room...It's For Fun.

About Me

I'm 24 years old, live in the wud (heywood) near manchester. Work in a warehouse (fantastic a know) from 6 in the mornin, it is a shite job (obviously, bein a warehouse job) but its just round the corner from my house, a finish at 2 an the pay is decent, so thats ambition for ya!
A play football sunday morns' wiv a bangin head gonna giv one thing up and it aint gonna be the drinkin!
Out every week in the pub called the well, it's where everybody knows your name. A play the guitar and go on sumat called myspace? Try an get t sum gigs in manchester, best place the academy. Cud a make the first bit sound anymore depressin! Al think o sumat else.

Am gonna shove a load of vids on 'ere randomly, music ones an gud comedy. So enjoy.

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My Interests

Goin' out at the wknd, well thurs' fri' sat' an sundays. playin football sunday morns gettin ma legs kicked in! listenin t music, playin guitar.


Star Wars Horoscope for Cancer
You may whine at times, but you've developed a thick hard shell (like that of a crab).
You are strong willed and persistent - until you get what you want.
You never shy away from a fight, even when things get dangerous.
Mentally sharp, you are starting to master the elements of mind manipulation.

Star wars character you are most like: Luke Skywalker What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Your German Name is:
Reinhold Ludwig What's Your German Name?
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Alan's Funny Stories

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Music:

Cable Street Spy Club

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You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career. What Kind of Rocker Are You?
Your Band Name is:
The Dancing Circus Band Name Generator Taproot, Jimmy Eat World, Funeral for a Friend, Ian Brown, Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, The Dears, Mars Volta, MCR, Radiohead, Doves, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Beta Band, QOTSA, Fell City Girl, Athlete, Sigur Ros, Deftones, Modest Mouse, Phoenix, Brand New, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Somethin Corporate, Sunshine Underground, Rage against Machine, Fields, Mull Historical, Death Cab, Keane, Leaves, Korn, Silverchair, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Bloc Party, The Foo's, Greenday, Faith no More, Hawthorne Heights, Incubus, MEW, Muse, The Black Keys, Oceansize, Delays, Kasabian, Cave In, The Open, The Vines, BYOP, Takin Back Sunday, Yellowcard, SOAD, Level 42! Arcade Fire, Hope of the States, Jeff Buckley, Polyphonic Spree, Grandaddy, Kings of Leon, BRMC, Wolfmother, Avenged Sevenfold, The Academy Is, Smashin' Pumpkins, Lostprophets, Killswitch Engage, Alexisonfire, Raconteurs, Eagles of Death Metal, Haven, Vex Red, Ryan Adams, and the 70s an 80s Micheal Jackson not that new guy.

Movies:

Gladiator, Goodfellas, Spiderman(all), X-men(all), Shaun of the Dead, Anchorman, Old School, Sin City, Matrix, School of Rock, The Bourne's, Nacho Libre, Napolean Dynamite, LA Confidential, Dumb an Dumber, Me Myself an Irene, Texas Chainsaw the original, Goonies (of course),Many others... Gladiator

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Television:

Office, Extras, Alan Partridge, Big Train, Simpsons, Family Guy, Prison Break, League of Gentlemen, Father Ted, Lost, Smallville, Spongebob he is a crazy mo fo. Mtv2. Green Ranger is saved, Green Ranger V.S. Red Ranger

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Books:

Don't read em, last one was Da Vinci Code stil not finished it from a year ago.

Heroes:

Not many, Ultimate Warrior, Spiderman, Alan Partridge, Eric Cantona, De Niro, Liam&Noel, Will Ferrel, he is the funniest guy ever! The insane ultimate Warrior

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You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?
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My Blog

Christmas TV

Hello to youHow bad is tv at christmas!!! Even the week before it had fuck all films on.Where was Scrooged!!! The one with Bill Murray in. (I'm just on about normal telly(whatever normal is)).Where wa...
Posted by Danny Jax on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

Shite work in a warehouse

Time for a big moan, probly to ma self tho'.I work in a warehouse in heywood called keystone they deliver everythin that McDonalds do. Work a 6am to 2pm shift Monday to Friday. Normal you may think, n...
Posted by Danny Jax on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST

My Final Top Albums of the Year 2006! (a think)

How i miss Mark an Lard's xmas single of the year top 20's, it's wot kept me goin wen a worked at shit-fit windows in Heywood (i fookin hated it there), half the bands i like now are cos of them an a ...
Posted by Danny Jax on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST