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The HALLAMSTER - Big John @ Breakfast

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About Me

Ricky Gervais had heard about me and wanted to meet up, so....
Here's abit of mi autobiogeraphy on Fat John @ Breakfast!
More clips at www.bigjohnharrison.co.uk
Get this sticker for free right now... send a stamped addressed envelope to: Hallamster Sticker, Hallam FM, S6 1RH!!!!!You can now download and keep forever the clips above! But get them quick, as I am going to be changing the clips all the time!!! LOOK AT THIS IDIOT. MAKES ME EMBARRASSED TO BE A HAMSTER. LOOK AT HIM.Funny Hamster

Add to My Profile | More VideosMEI'm about THIS big. I was born to my mum and dad and I have lived ever since. I'd like to own a newsagents. I wouldn't sell Green Aeros though. On account of me eating them all. I would sell magazines though.Someone has tried to set up a Hallamster fansite myspace you tube website profile and it's rubbish. So rubbish. And full of lies. I'm going to get the Police involved. This is the OFFICIAL one. This one is ME. THIS ONE.Test me.Email me and I'll know the answer. [email protected].********* READ MY EXCLUSIVE AUTOBIGERAPHY ONLY HERE (in the BLOG bit above - are you blind?) ***********I NEED MORE FRIENDS THAN FAT JOHN @ BREAKFAST - PLEASE TELL YOUR MATES TO JOIN ME. PLEASE. DO IT. EMAIL THEM NOW. JUST EMAIL THEM AND SAY JOIN HALLAMSTER. WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THEHALLAMSTER. IF YOU DO THAT IT'LL BE WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO AND THEN BAD THINGS, REALLY REALLY BAD THINGS WON'T HAPPEN TO YOU. IF YOU DON'T EMAIL 10 OF YOUR CHAVVY MATES RIGHT NOW, YOU MIGHT GET REALLY REALLY BAD LUCK. REAL BAD. GOOD LUCK. GET ON WITH IT THEN

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

My real Dad. I'm sick of Uncle Tyrone. And he's not my real uncle anyway.I HATE this dog. I mean, who calls a dog Willow anyway?JOIN IN THE CRAZE - BECOME MY OFFICIAL VIP - UPLOAD MY SWINGING STICKER AS YOUR MAIN PIC AND GET IN MY TOP 24 LIKE THESE LOVELY PEOPLE BELOW

Music:

What music do I like? What music? What sort of question is that? I got mi own radio station. Tune in and find out, you loser. HALLAMSTER FM - 97.4 or 102.9 or 103.4FM or online or on digikal.

Movies:

Not yet.

Television:

Tranny and Susinnah.

Books:

Don't need any. Got mi own. My AUTOBIOGERAPHY. Yes. I'm doing my own. so. It's gunna be serialised here. See the BLOGS bit above.

Heroes:

My new HAMCAST - COMING SOON! That's my hero.
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My Blog

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When I was just eight days old, I was given me very first pair of K Swiss. T'was brilliant. Really brilliant.  Uncle Tyrone said that I deserved them cos I was a very good boy - AND I would get l...
Posted by The HALLAMSTER - Big John @ Breakfast on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

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When I was only 7 days old, me mum told me that me Uncle Tyrone - he wasn't me real uncle, we just called him that - was bringing his lickle girl Beyonce, to live with us. Which was a surprise to me a...
Posted by The HALLAMSTER - Big John @ Breakfast on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

My Autobiogeraphy Chapter THREE

It's time for another page from my award winning autobiogeraphy "Get Back To Me - the amazing life story of the living legend hallamster - and What you looking at?"   When I was on...
Posted by The HALLAMSTER - Big John @ Breakfast on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:27:00 PST

My Autobiogeraphy Chapter TWO

Three days after I was born, my mother was approached by a young rich couple to see if I fancied being adopted...   That's right - t'was Madonna and her husband Gay Pierce...   Not really - ...
Posted by The HALLAMSTER - Big John @ Breakfast on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST

My Autobiogeraphy Chapter ONE

Hallamster - the hofficial autobiogeraphy - and life story  - called quite simply "Why I'm so brilliant and your not and why everyone loves me and why green aeros are brilliant and what you looki...
Posted by The HALLAMSTER - Big John @ Breakfast on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST