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Nikki

Jack ill set you loosa, to shoota your juicer right in my caboosa, now fucking get it on!

About Me

metal loving rock chick, with addiction issues. Has alcoholic tendancies towards Vodkat (should be available on the NHS) and am prone to stalking (Jack Black of Tenacious D)...the restraining orders been reduced to 100 metres..(he wants me, he just isnt quite aware of it yet) adore baths and smelling of lush, and snogging my hot female friends, i knew they were useful for something lol. Am an expert mother of two boys and am lovingly passing down my OCD behaviour and excellent taste in music and bad language...a couple of things people dont know about me; i can speak 9 languages including russian, japanese and latvian as well as winning a gold medal for england in the gymnastics championships and having a grade 3 certificate in canoeing...am a bit of a homebody and enjoy baking and cleaning (refer to OCD above)...have been in therapy for the last three years due to my compulsive lying...

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My Interests

in my spare time i like to learn new languages, canoeing and discovering new species of insects. I also love getting utterly pissed with my mates and hubby and watching with pride as he throws up in public places lol...having girly bonding sessions, tattoos, washing old biddies genitals and generally making the world a better place, now, lets all hold hands....btw im a dedicated christian who doesnt believe in sex before marriage

I'd like to meet:

Well come on who do you think?? JACK FUCKING BLACK, Kyle Gass, Lee (all D fan's will know who I mean) God, to tell him what a cock he is!, Tom Green.

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Music:

Rock n fucking Roll!! TENACIOUS D, Red hot chili peppers, Bloodhound gang, Queens of the stone age, Marilyn Manson, Distillers, Stone temple pilots, Pixies, Sex pistols, Razorlight, Killers, Rachel stamp, System of a down, Korn

Movies:

Rocky horror picture show, Fight club, Freddy got fingered, The devils rejects, The entity, Labyrinth, The butterfly effect,clockwork orange, porn,

Television:

Lots of shit!! Shameless, deal or no deal, Freakyassed documentaries on channel 4 after 9pm or on channel 5, big brother, Everybody loves Raymond, Scrubs, spongebob squarepants, Quincy, Quantum Leap

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Books:

I cant read?

Heroes:

my best friends Helen, Gemma, Bean, Charley and my big brother Scott he's right gud! I love you all soooo much!!!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:nicBirthday:9 of janBirthplace:sheffCurrent Location:on a chair lol..Eye Color:bloodshot/hazelHair Color:blonde with grease highlightsHeight:5'7"Right Handed or...
Posted by Nikki on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST