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the Cooties

Q: what do you thrash? A: what do you got?

About Me

Lately each morning I wake up more tired than when I went to sleep, and a lot of my favorite jeans are starting to get random rips in them, this can only mean that I've become a warewolf.

Every day I feel reality drifting further away from me, and I can't help but laugh at it.

My Interests

Treasure maps, video games, breathing underwater, all syrup slush puppies, theories on dimensions, pre-60s photobooths.

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Lately, each morning I wake up more tired than when I went to sleep, and a lot of my favorite jeans are starting to get random rips in them, this can only mean one thing... I've become a warewolf.

Treasure maps, video games, breathing underwater, all syrup super slush puppies, theories on dimensions, 1950's photobooths, toilet paper created mummies, trampoline injuries, Godzilla's hop and yell dance, Chinese Crested "hair cuts", candy that pretends to be real food, Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, Paul Reubens, the Hamburgler's political struggle to take down McDonalds, the way Uncle Jessie pulled off "have mercy", bicycle gangs, animation, rock & roll, when small costumed characters run with little people in them, films without wrapped-up endings, the hiss of records, the smell of pine trees and snow, secret alcoholic containers in Disneyland, all mighty pile-ons, the thought of making out with Jane Mansfield's head, learning Japanese. - These are all interests

Every day I feel reality drifting further away, and I can't help but laugh.


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Music:

50 terabytes and 25 boxes of vinyl

Movies:

every day

Television:

could be better

Books:

make apartments look mature

Heroes:

Pierre-Joseph Proudhon and Paul Reubens

My Blog

i don't have your phone number

if you've been sitting by the phone crying, waiting for me to call, i can't. i punky's mom'ed my phone at a chilis. some old man must have mistaken it an awesome blossom because it's gone forever. i h...
Posted by the Cooties on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

if you're reading this i'm already dead

dead, or lost somewhere. Sat. morning my blood cousin "Adam Smells" (he smells like a beautiful woman, it's his phobia of scents that earned him the utterly uncreative punk rock name) are ditching the...
Posted by the Cooties on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

the never ending line

thats in the rain. is anyone even going to play the ps3? --Sent from my Helio ...
Posted by the Cooties on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST